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You are an idiot and you hate America. — Awesomesauce on YOU

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I'd rather get down there and tell them myself... With my bare hands! — Awesomesauce on Communication

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No one can stop my bullets of justice, not even a Ghetto Blaster. — Awesomesauce on Death Wish

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I'll beat them to death with my bare hands! — Awesomesauce on Hippies

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I've Got BALLS OF STEEL. — Awesomesauce on DUKE NUKEM

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I'm Sorry I can't Hear you over how AWESOME I am — Awesomesauce on Captain James Kirk

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Awesomesauce
Basic information
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Type:	BADASS
Health:	GODLIKE
Speed:	Like Saxton Hale
Team Fortress 2
Contact information

Hail To The King

You may call me "THE3STOOGES"

• My Real Name is Alessio.Pretty hard to say right.
• I'm Pretty Awesome
• Regular on IRC Channel.
• Hate little kids with Mics.
• I Am the Original DISCO SANTA.

What I Do

• Monitor Disambiguation pages
• Make Helpful Redirects
• Discuss Important matters on the Wiki
• Make Helpful Edits
• Fix Grammar
• Update Pages
• And Other Stuff

I am Awesomesauce.

• Entering the Konami Code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, enter) on your keyboard anywhere on the Wiki will trigger an Easter egg where a BLU Spy saps the wiki logo at the top of the sidebar to the left.
• My steam account is [F|A] The3stooges
• I edit trivia and create pages.
• I'm also trying to get a Wiki Cap.
• Heres my backpack here.
• I'm waiting right now for Duke Nukem Forever to come out.
• Played over 200 hours of TF2.
• Owned game since 2007, computer didn't run it so had to wait 2 years to play so that's why i have a Mercenary badge.
• I love contributing for the community.
• Love Tf2 Wiki.
• I've had the honor to play with someone who had a Golden Wrench.
• Valve Fan Boy.
• Play lfd2 , Tf2, Dod:s, and garrys mod.
• Proud owner of a Rimmed Raincatcher and Defiant Spartan
• Did you know that there are 11,998 registered users.
• Also I Don't know how to make userboxes so generally I steal them from others, Especially from you Firestorm.
• I have also Killed many people with the Golden Wrench.
• Also I do have a Damn Fine User page.

Awesomesauce 

 FAGGOT PYROS!

THE3STOOGES 

 Your Mind

Wikiachievements

Sadly, None.

To Do

• Create a DAMN Fine User Page.  Great Success
• Aquire a Wiki Cap. Work in Progress
• Have the MOST EPIC collection of userboxes.  EPIC
• Turn into Keith Stone, Keith Stone your so smooth. Great Success
• Convince Charlie Sheen That he really isn't a Playa. Almost There
• Eat your BRAIN and GAIN your Knowledge. Accomplished
• Completetly PWN you ALL. PWNED
• Make the Needle, Top hat, antler hat, nail bat, deer hat, Pirate hat and indian hat Disambiguation pages. Done
• Finish Disambiguation pages  Gettin' There
• Update the Demoman weapons (competitive) page. Done
• Make a shitload of Redirects that are useful. Done
• Update the Out-of Date Anti-Soldier Strategy page. Done
• Convince the Gaming Community that nOOBs are taking over gaming. Work in Progress

To prove that nOOBs are taking over.

Nahtzee

My AwesomeBot

Heres my AwesomeBot here.

My Motto

Can be seen here.

SandBox

Here's my Sandbox here.

   ==@Spacenet attempts giving Awesomesauce_ a High-Five==
[17:13]  * Spacenet bitchslaps Awesomesauce_.
[17:13] <@Spacenet> Whoops, I missed... ^^;

How I got Esquilax Mad

On The Famous Double-Redirect Randigan Conagher Page, (That's the second time that Awesomesauce has created a double-redirect! I hate these things! If he does it a third time, I cannot be held responsible for my actions... :))

==Hat checklist==                                                             
Rimmed Raincatcher= yes 
Defiant Spartan=yes 
Demoman's fro=had
German Gonzilla=had
Horrific Headsplitter=yes
Noble Amassment of Hats=yes
Larrikkin Robin=yes
Pugilist's Protector=had
Hard Counter=had
Bombing Run=hadx2
Ze Goggles=had
Hustlers Hallmark=had
Frenchman's Beret=hadx2
Sober Stuntman=had
Handyman's Handle=had
Baseball Bill's Sport Shine=hadx2
Blokes Bucket Hat=had
Whoopee Cap=hadx2
Chieftain's Challenge=had
Camera Beard=had
Foster's Facade=had
Professional's Panama=hadx2
Stainless Pot=had
Trophy Belt=have
Ellis Cap=yesx4
Backbiter's Billycock=yes
Whiskered Gentleman=yes
Engineer's Cap=had
Soldier's Stash=yes
Respectless Rubber Glove=had
Football Helmet=yes
Industrial Festivizer=had
Sergeant's Drill Hat=had

How I get Rid of Problems

Colt Defender Mark 1 seen here 245px

What Happens When you Piss Me Off!

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Epic Collection of Userboxes

This user is Italian and knows more about pizza than you do, amico!	This user loves to trade items.
This user has spent 253 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user owns a complete set of 'classic' Vintage weapons, the first 35 to be added to the game.
This user's computer has Intel inside.	This user owns the Ghastlier Gibus.
If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.	This user crafted his RIFT set.
This user has earned 240 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 46%!	This user is a Gentleman!
This user is an underwater-boxing Heavy.	This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
This user has cut off 68 heads in one life with the Eyelander!	This user is a Mercenary.
This user loves to rename his items.	This user doesn't have a community item. But wants one!
This user is an employee of RED.	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel
This user plays TF2 with a brick. Seriously, a brick.	Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap?
This user owns the Cheater's Lament.	g This user plays Garry's Mod.
This user loves the episodic adventures of the Freelance Police.	This user enjoys playing Zombie Fortress.
This user watches the Recent Changes log.	This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
This user's computer is a Dell.	This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies!
This user owns the Frying Pan.	This user is a Sniper. “Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!”
This user owns the Bounty Hat.	This user is considerate of fellow editors and does not quick-undo changes that had good intentions.
This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”	This user is Still Alive.
This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.
This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.	This user owns the Horrific Headsplitter.
This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.	This user is one of an infinite number of monkeys editing the Team Fortress Wiki right now.
This user has been "permanently" banned from the Team Fortress Wiki 3 times!	This user is a Grammar Nazi
This user enjoys making people go insane.	This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.
This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	No smoking please!
pwn. This user owns you.	This user is American, pardner!
This user uses Firefox as his web browser.	This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
"Putting me in a userbox? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'..."	This user is credit to team?... “Nope”
This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!	This user brings forth worlds out of the void with the mighty Hammer.
This user's head is in the clouds.	This user owns a complete set of 'classic' Vintage weapons, the first 35 to be added to the game.
This user is Saxton Hale! “There, there. Have an eagle!”	Aaaaaaahhhhh! *bang bang bang*
This user is a Heavy. “Which one of you is crying?!”	This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”
This user is a Sniper. “Wave goodbye ta yer ’ead, wanker!”	You got blood on my knife, mate!
This user oughta' be on a baseball card!	Pow!
This user collects Australium.	This user has moments of innate idiocy. Sorry.
This user is dominating you! HUNT HIM DOWN.	This user is a Backstabber!
This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”	This user is a Demoman. “Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”
This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”	This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen!
Man this user's pretty! Do the Monkey with them! Come on!	This user eats far too many sandviches.
END This user is now brain-thrashingly insane because this user has no more userboxes.	No smoking please!
This user is a Heavy Hater. "Eat it, fatty!"	This user prefers the Cow as their melee weapon.
This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players This user has Template:W this Wiki!
This user loves surfing the Wiki via Random Page.	This user is sappin' mah sentry!
This user has gotta catch 'em all!	This user is afraid of red links.
This user drinks far too much milk.	This user isn't going to redeem his RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.
This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.	This user hates overlinking.
This user is a Whiskered Gentleman.	This user owns a Companion Cube Pin.
This user is on a horse	This user has double sun power.
This user user took down an entire army of aliens with just a crowbar.	This user is a member of the Unofficial Portal Wiki
This user is a musician in real life.	This user edits the wiki in their dreams.

This User Eats Too Much Rjackson Meat!

This User Drinks Far Too Much Pilk

This User Will Beat You To Death With His BARE DAMN HANDS!

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I Made these! I would Appreciate if no one used these without my permission.

"The Grammar Nazi" Level 20

"THE CRAZED GUNMAN" Level 1

"Revolvin' Revolver" Level 1

"BAD MAMA JAMA" Level 1

"NOW THIS IS A KNIFE!" Level 1

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