User:Triscuitable

I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) Livin' the American dream. At least I put some effort in it to get there.

“

No, no, no, say it with me. Like the cracker. Triss-kit-uh-bowl. It's simple, it's not "Try-sceeoot-uh-bowl" or "Trusk-int-ibol". — Triscuitable

”

Things For Me To Boast About (Which Isn't Much)

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!” This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.

This breuker is Scottish, an naebody shoud think ithergates! This user is American, pardner!

This user is a Soldier of Fortune. This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser.

This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker. This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.

Custom Items, Because VALVe Won't Listen To Reccomendations

90x90px

Template:Dictionary/items/gingerly tousle sweep
Level 14 Hairstyle
+45% female attraction.
+30% increase in attempted bee pollination.
"Because being part of a three-hundredth of a percent of the human population makes everyone jealous."

"Johnny's Gun"
Level 34
You can communicate in morse code, and slam your head against a beadpost.
You can't move. You're basically like that guy from that story where he has no mouth and wants to scream.
"It takes your sight, your speech, your hearing, your arms, your legs, and your soul."