IRC Hall of Fame

This page is intended to archive the best moments from the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel.

Lhavelund makes an interesting proposition

<lhavelund> Trading sexual favours for hats.
<UltimateTerabyte> lhavelund
<UltimateTerabyte> add me on steam

Natemckn gives Valve good ideas

<natemckn_> valve should make a "work as a janitor at valve offices" hat
<natemckn_> free labor

TheMedik lets us in on his deepest secrets

   (on the topic of painting Wiki Caps)
< Alex2539> Black looks a little S&M to me
* Medik is now interested

Moussekateer likes what he reads

< lhavelund> agg: I demand a frag video.
< lhavelund> Of you buttsexing Firestorm.
< lhavelund> And nothing else.
* Moussekateer sits up

Hackett tells us about his desires

< Hackett>  Mountainlab makes me want to rip the arms off the nearest dutchman, no offense to the dutch but they have loose arms

Moussekateer and Psychopath are stranded alone after a netsplit

<Psychopath12>  well...we are in an alternate universe that is unpopulated
<Psychopath12>  no, I'm not suggesting procreation

Pilk is no Sexy Lady

 <Psychopath12> pilk, you are bad seductress
 <Psychopath12> no dollar in your g-string
 <Pilk> Our dollars are coins in Australia
 <Pilk> You put them in the slot
 <Psychopath12> oh god what

Wintergreen got Ninja'd

<Wintergreen>	http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Talk:Pryomancer%27s_Mask
<Wintergreen>	There you go, Psychopath12
<Wintergreen>	Second Discussion
<Psychopath12>	I'm already there
<Spacenet>	[RC] - Template:Trans by Ninja - http://j.mp/eNx2n3 (+402) (05:23:33) [Via Havelund]
* Wintergreen	got Ninja'd
<Wintergreen>	Wut;
<K-Mac> 	Psychopath12, idontt know for sure, this one will be revealed over time
<Wintergreen>	The guy that changed the Template...
<Wintergreen>	Was Ninja

Psychopath has someone mess up his editing momentum

<Psychopath12>asdkjasdfjasdff edit conflict

Wintergreen forgets you're supposed to limit yourself to one lover at a time.

<Wintergreen> The delicious full meat of RJackson's brand thrusting down my throat with the creamy milky taste of Pilk.

Smashman, hard at work

<@Spacenet> [RC] L Block UserDonaldTFF2 bySmashmann - http://j.mp/gTGGzj (Useless, useless trivia) (01:20:42) [ViaHavelundd]
<@Spacenet> [RC] - Cadaver's Cranium byDonaldTF22 - http://j.mp/hk9f5j (+1) (/* Trivia */) (01:20:44) [ViaHavelundd]
<Psychopath12> oh snap
<Psychopath12> inafterblockk
<+Smashman> HAX

OluapPlayer discovers the IRC user name character limit

<OluapPlayer> (I'm The AlmightyPootMann nowhere)
<Pilk> OluapPlayerr: Liar
<OluapPlayer> Pilkk: DDDDDD:
<Pilk> You are The AlmightyPootMann everywhere
*OluapPlayerr changed nick to The_Almighty_Poo.
<The_Almighty_Poo> olololololl
<Pilk> loll!

Psychopath still at work during a netsplit

[02:22:35] <K-Mac> can you reviewbigbomar'ss other last few edits,degreaserr and battalion backup
[02:22:40] <K-Mac> kinda iffy
[02:22:42] <K-Mac> back up seemsokk
[02:22:46] <K-Mac> not sure aboutdegreaserr
[02:23:21] <Netshroud> I thought the backup was iffy
[02:24:16] <Spacenet> [�RC�] -Degreaserr by Psychopath - http://j.mp/gtOKdV (-278) (/* Bugs */ +65% faster switch speed does not imply instant) (07:24:04) [Via Dyne]
[02:24:29] <Netshroud> hey I was in the middle of undoing that
[02:25:08] <K-Mac> get the other one
[02:25:11] <K-Mac> loll
[02:25:26] <Spacenet> [�RC�] m Battalion's Backup by Psychopath - http://j.mp/fL3yI7 (-130) (Undo edit by [[Special:ContributionsBigboomarrBigboomarr]] ([[User talkBigboomarr|Talk]]) (320122) a bit obvious.) (07:25:10) [Via Dyne]
[02:25:28] <K-Mac> it appears these are his first edits
[02:25:43] <K-Mac> damn ninja Psychopath
[02:25:57] <K-Mac> was there a net*split* before i got here?
[02:26:02] <K-Mac> channel is empty
[02:26:18] <Spacenet> [�RC�] m Battalion's Backup by Psychopath - http://j.mp/gUieS2 (+4) (/* Rage */ problem Netshroud?) (07:26:15) [Via Dyne]

Plenty of Anal-Pushy to go around...

<Tturbo>	I had analpushy once O.O
<Moussekateer>	I've had analpushy toohahaa
<Benjamuffin>	I've had analpushy loads of times on the wiki!!! :O
<Tturbo>	XD

Wind gets physically trolled

<WindPower> I just got trolled hard
<WindPower> My mouse wasn't moving on the screen so I was likewtff
<WindPower> I checked if it was connected, and it was
<WindPower> I struggled with it for a few more minutes, still no movement
<WindPower> Then I lifted the mouse, and looked under it
<WindPower> And on the spot where the laser comes out was a paper version of thetrollfacee, taped on it
<WindPower> And then I exploded
<Moussekateer> hahaa
<Tturbo> WindPowerr got own by troll face

Karma bites Moussekateer in the ass

 *Medikk has joined tfwikii
[00:55:34] <Medik> SCEBBY
[00:55:53] <DrAkcel> medickk!
[00:55:54] *Medikk has quit. (Client Quit)
[00:56:00] <DrAkcel> =(]
[01:00:38] <Moussekateer> hahaa
[01:02:11] *Moussekateerr has quit. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Medik sues...

<WindPower>	Yo I has OCD, sue me D:
<Benjamuffin>	As do I >:
<Benjamuffin>	Sue ME D:
<Medik>	        *sues WindPowerr*
<Benjamuffin>   Awwww I wanted to be sued >:C
<Medik>	        *and Benjamuffinn*
-cue dramatic music-
<WindPower>	clings to Benjamuffinn
<WindPower>	Sue us together Medikk

The adventures of A Wind Potter

* Tturbo has joined #tfwiki
<Tturbo> A Wind Potter !
<Tturbo> iz not here :(
<Gin_Ginster> Wind Potter ?
<Alsoodani> Tturbo: Wind Potter and the Wiki Cap Stone
<Tturbo> Wind Potter and the chambers of TFWiki
<Alsoodani> Wind Potter: and the prisoners of TF2wiki
<Tturbo> Wind Potter and the goblet of monkey code
<Gin_Ginster> Wind pooter and the Order of the Lagg court
<Tturbo> Wind Potter and the Half Blood french
<Benjamoose> WindPotter and the Recent Changes
*Later on...
<Alsoodani> Who would be Wind Potter's Voldemort
<Alsoodani> Benjamort?
<Alsoodani> :D
<K-Mac__> Wind potter and the chamber of robin's secrets ?!?!
DrAkcel> And his friends ?
<DrAkcel> PilkWeasley ?
DrAkcel> And RobinGranger ?

Fendermcbender reveals his true nature

<Tturbo> !seen Pilk
<Spacenet> I have last seen Pilk on Sunday, March 27, 2011, at 9:25:42. That was 13 hours 8 minutes 5 seconds ago.
<Tturbo> He doesn't dare Sleep !
<Esky> The Clown will eat him
<Tturbo> yus !
<Fendermcbender> I will kill him
<Fendermcbender> Like I did Godlike
<Tturbo> exactly
<Tturbo> WAT!
<Fendermcbender> shshssssh
<Tturbo> You DID Godlike O.O
<Fendermcbender> no
<Fendermcbender> god heavens no
<Tturbo> was he any good ?
<Fendermcbender> NO!
<Tturbo> that's what you wrote :P
<Tturbo> I'll never watch you the same ever Fendermcbender
<Tturbo> you broke my heart
* Tturbo runs away crying
<Fendermcbender> ;-;
<Fendermcbender> b-but
<Esky> I was wondering when Tturbo would show up. He's been quiet today, and now you have scarred him for life.
<Esky> Shame!

Pilk is confused about what he's squirting

[23:33]  * Pilk squirts some fresh pik milk
[23:33] <+Pilk> milk*
[23:33] <+Pilk> PILK8
[23:33] <+Pilk> ugh

Stevoisiak in a nutshell

[12:37:11] <Spacenet> [�RC�] RNm Potato Pack by Stevoisiak - http://j.mp/edHveR (+25) (Redirected page to Potato Sack: http://j.mp/hmDi6l) (16:37:07) [Via Dyne]
[12:38:23] <Stevoisiak> I never thought Id have to make a redirect for potato.... DAMN YOU VALVE!
[12:38:45] <Ohyeahcrucz> i always thought you would
[12:39:07] <Stevoisiak> Lol. True

The Legend of Señor Laggesto, Agg, and Lag

[23:59:45] <MogDog66> Say Lagg
[23:59:51] <MogDog66> Senor Laggesto
[...]
[00:01:13] <MogDog66> Senor Laggeso saves all the pretty mexican ladies from the banditos
[00:01:34] <MogDog66> And then rides off into the sunset on his black stallion
[00:01:54] <MogDog66> Like a black streak of lighting fading away into the unknown
[00:02:13] <MogDog66> I think I took that a bit too far
[...]
[00:05:44] <MogDog66> It should be "Did you know Lagg is actually Señor Laggesto, savior of the pretty mexican ladies and slayer of the bantioes?
[00:05:44] <K-Mac> :-O
[00:06:11] <WindPower> inb4 [[Team Fortress Wiki:IRC/Trivia]] creation
[...]
[00:07:10] <MogDog66> Agg, the post apocalyptic wastelander
[...]
[00:07:32] <MogDog66> Legend calls him the scourge of the wastes, for he shows no kindness
[...]
[00:07:51] <MogDog66> Legend has it that his name comes from his victims dying words
[00:07:54] <MogDog66> "AAAAAAGGGGGGGG"
[00:08:03] <K-Mac> its not even that long
[00:08:07] <K-Mac> its AG
[00:08:09] <K-Mac> then you blow up
[00:08:26] <K-Mac> the extra g is for when they think in the after life "Gee i wonder what just happened"
[00:08:26] <MogDog66> Lagg will have some fun reading these logs :3
[00:08:37] <MogDog66> Legend has it.....
[...]
[00:09:46] <MogDog66> That he was called Lag, but when he was typing it, his keyboard lagged too much, and Lag thought it was un-responsive, so he hit the mighty G key again. At that moment, his computer unfroze from its dreary time slumber and then typed TWO G's, thus dooming Lagg to carry around the bastard second G that was never meant to be

Alternate Spanish-zest Version

¿Seas que Lagg, en realidad, se llama Señor Laggesto, el Salvador de las chicas guapas y asesino de los banditos?
El hombre post-apocalíptico
La historia se llama “El Flagelo de los Desechos,” por que el nunca da bondad.
Su nombre origina de las palabras finales de las victimas del Señor Laggesto.
“AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG”
Se llamaba Lag, pero cuando fue lo escribiendo, su computadora congeló, y apretó la tecla “g” un otro tiempo.
Su computadora se levanto al minuto exacto, condenando que transportar la “g” bastarda siempre.

Spacenet REALLY doesn't know if Ohyeahcrucz should buy Mount & Blade

[15:19] <Ohyeahcrucz> im not sure whether i should spend all my money to buy mount and blade
[15:19] <Ohyeahcrucz> the one with the promo
[15:20] <Ohyeahcrucz> !calc 17 BRL in USD
[15:20] <@Spacenet> 17 Brazilian reals = 10.6918 US dollars
[...]
[15:21] <Ohyeahcrucz> !8ball do i waste all my money on a game?
[15:21]  * Spacenet shrugs.
[15:21] <Ohyeahcrucz> :/
[15:21] <+EpicEric> !8ball Ohyeahcrucz is doing drugs?
[15:21] <@Spacenet> Don't consider it.
[15:21] <+EpicEric> Okay
[15:21] <Ohyeahcrucz> !8ball do i waste all my money on a game?
[15:21]  * Spacenet shrugs.
[15:22] <+EpicEric> FAIL AGAIN
[15:22] <Ohyeahcrucz> !8ball do i waste all my money on a game?
[15:22]  * Spacenet shrugs.
[15:22] <Ohyeahcrucz> oh you

Problem discovers Stevoisiak's job in redirects, how and Netshroud let him loose in the ARG wiki

[21:31:05] <Problem> Oh hey, steve works for the wiki... I had no idea
[21:31:28] <MogDog66> Yeah he's moved beyond redirects for the most part
[21:31:40] <Problem> My goodness, I had no idea
[21:31:44] <Stevoisiak> Me? Yeah, I got over 2,000 edits
[21:32:06] <Lagg> How many of those are redirects?
[21:32:13] <Stevoisiak> Id say.... Half?
[...]
[21:37:06] <Stevoisiak> Over the last 60 days, I have made 258 redirects, and made 244 new pages.... How the fuck is that possible?
[21:37:22] <Problem> You have no soul?
[...]
[22:19:54] <Stevoisiak> Im goin to bed.
[22:19:59] <FLUDDGadd> goodnight
[22:20:00] * Esky waves
[22:20:07] <Xenak> Bye!
[22:20:21] <OluapPlayer> Bye
[22:20:30] <Esky> Hmm, the IRC is slowly dying. Could it be... Pun time?
[22:20:40] <JustaGigolo> Pun me, baby
[22:20:40] <Netshroud> oh no
[22:20:47] <Netshroud> I have to go soon, I'll probably miss the puns
[22:21:01] <Esky> You can always check my Contribution list ;)
[22:21:24] <Stevoisiak> But before I go to bed..... I leave you with this.
[22:21:40] <Spacenet> [�RC�] RN S0ldi3r by Stevoisiak - http://j.mp/kw2AuE (+21) (Redirected page to Soldier: http://j.mp/ijyery) (02:21:26) [Via Dyne]
[22:21:41] <JustaGigolo> What
[22:22:07] <Stevoisiak> :3
[22:22:09] <FLUDDGadd> the pun times
[22:22:11] * Esky hangs head
[22:22:12] <FLUDDGadd> are upon us
[22:22:14] <Esky> Stevo!
[22:22:20] <Stevoisiak> Bye! :D
[22:22:21] <OluapPlayer> These are quite punny times
[22:22:22] * Stevoisiak has quit. (Quit: Page closed)
[22:22:24] * Esky shakes fist
[...]
[23:06:40] <Netshroud> it was fun when I approved Stevo's ARG account because I recognised him from there, then he started creating useless redirects :U
[23:06:50] <Moussekateer> lol
[23:06:52] * Esky shakes head
[23:06:58] <Netshroud> I was like "Oh that's right, he was that guy."
[23:07:07] <Moussekateer> He's already found the portal wiki
[23:07:12] <Moussekateer> There is no stopping him now

Xenak discovers Lagg's dirty secret

[16:41] <Stevoisiak> The lagg pleaser can be given by someone other than lagg. I should know. I gave the wikichievement to [[User:Lagg]]
[16:41] <@Spacenet> User:Lagg: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User%3ALagg
[16:42] <Xenak> Wait a second.
[16:42] <Xenak> Does that mean Lagg pleased himself?
[16:42] <Ohyeahcrucz> that sounds weird
[16:42] <FLUDDGadd> ba dum tiss
[16:42] <Xenak> =)

Is anyone alive?

[22:52:21] <psychopath121> anyone alive?
[22:52:33] * Vi3trice has quit. (Quit: Page closed)
[22:53:06] * ballad has quit. (Quit: Page closed)
[22:53:09] <Ohyeahcrucz> psychopath121: nope

Everyone's an idiot

[22:34] <godlike11219> kritzkast should invite a tf2 wiki guy into the show everytime to make the cast more informational ;)
[22:34] <godlike11219> guy = moderator ;)
[22:35] <Ohyeahcrucz> godlike11219: implying tf2 wiki people know stuff
[22:35] <Stevoisiak> Lol
[22:35] <Nixshadow> XD

Wingless_ is traumatized for life

[17:11:26] <+Epic_Eric> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSOSB1eLDcg This video is wrong in so many levels
[17:11:48] <Wingless_> Oh Christ, what is this Epic_Eric D:
[17:11:59] <+Epic_Eric> IKR
[17:12:02] <Wingless_> OH GOD WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN
[17:12:10] <+Epic_Eric> CANNOT BE UNSEEN
[17:12:11] <Stevoisiak> Oh god, thats worse than the ORIGINAL video
[17:12:57] <Stevoisiak> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL8zwyn6ffo
[17:13:04] <Ohyeahcrucz> Epic_Eric: i saw that before
[17:14:14] <Wingless_> OH
[17:14:16] <Wingless_> GOD!
[17:14:18] <Wingless_> WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN
[17:14:29] <Wingless_> I CAN NEVER LOOK AT ANY CLASS THE SAME WAY AGAIN

Wind's inner child

[19:49:57] <WindPower> WindBOT as sentry wheeeee

Moussekateer being a dick (Part I)

<raze> How do I change my name? o:
<WindPower> Espoooty~
* _seb /nick namehere
<WindPower> Type /nick somenickname
<GenCo|MNC> raze, /nick
<Epic_Eric> raze: Type "/nick NAME" without quotes
<_seb> ninjaaaaaaa'd
<WindPower> nop not on me side
<Epic_Eric> DAMN 3 NINJAS
* Moussekateer is now known as namehere
<Esky>  /nick somenickname
<namehere> whoops

Cructo is a lucky bastard

(4:43:12 PM) Ohyeahcrucz: http://steamcommunity.com/id/cructo/screenshot/577801827061855788
(4:43:33 PM) GenCoolio: OH YOU LUCKY BASTARD
(4:43:45 PM) bastard: what
(4:43:48 PM) bastard: WHO SAID MAH NAME
(4:43:52 PM) GenCoolio: what

Moussekateer and OluapPlayer's cat fight

[13:22] <+Moussekateer> ballad: The voice of the Sniper follows me on Twitter. How cool is dat D:
[13:22] <+Moussekateer> :D even
[13:22] <ballad> cool
[13:22] <+Moussekateer> Unless he's a whore and follows everyone
[13:23] <+OluapPlayer> Don't call Sniper a whore
[13:23] <+OluapPlayer> You whore
[13:23]  * Moussekateer stalks him
[13:23] <FLUDDGadd> but he throws his psiss at people
[13:23] <+Moussekateer> you're a whore OluapPlayer
[13:23] <+Moussekateer> Get your whorey face out of here
[13:23] <+OluapPlayer> I know what you are but what am I
[13:23] <+OluapPlayer> :>
[13:24] <Stevoisiak> A player
[13:24] <+OluapPlayer> Is not possible
[13:24]  * OluapPlayer implodes
[13:24] <Stevoisiak> Burned
[13:24] <+Moussekateer> A oluapslut
[13:24] <+OluapPlayer> mousslut
[13:24] <+Moussekateer> lol
[13:24] <Stevoisiak> STEVOISAPIMP
[13:24] <Stevoisiak> Wait, what?
[13:24] <+Moussekateer> Sounds like a sciencey term
[13:24] <+OluapPlayer> j/k I wubz u little fella