Herr Doktor

“

Did zat sting? Saww-rrry! Click to listen — Herr Doktor

”

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This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”

This user has a Steam profile, which he won't tell you about.

This user owns 0 hats! (Probably -1 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

This user has earned 0 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 0%!

This user loves to rename his items.

This user brings forth worlds out of the void with the mighty Hammer.

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.

This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.

This user has spent way too many hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!

This user owns the Frying Pan.

This user is a Lawrence of Australia Sniper.

This user is a Clinical Trial Medic.

This user is a Mad Doktor Medic.

This user thinks bow ties are cool.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user refuses to buy Mann Co. Supply Crate Keys as a matter of principle.

This user drinks far too much coffee.

This user eats far too much chocolate.

This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.

This user is Czech.

This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.

This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.

g	This user plays Garry's Mod.

This user likes Half-Life 2.

This user uses Opera as his web browser.

This user's computer has Intel inside.

This user plays TF2 with a mouse.

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.