User:Hero of Thyme
Hero of Thyme
Hello, I'm Hero of Thyme. I like play-- WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOOVE, YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO IIIII~
My name ('Hero of Thyme', you slow witted fucker)is in actuality a very clever joke. It relies on the homonymic relation between 'Thyme', the herb, and time, the period of duration. It's also a witty reference to the Legend of Zelda. Finally, it's hilarious how many fucking retards cannot pronounce 'Thyme' on voice-chat.
I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT WHEN SMALL CHILDREN SPEAK ON VOICE CHAT. SERIOUSLY, IF YOUR VOICE IS TOO HIGH YOU SHOULD NOT OWN A MICROPHONE.
You can probably catch me on TF2, or L4D. (Please don't add me if I don't know you because then I will rape you.)
I play as Ellis, Louis and Zoey. Coach and Rochelle are fucking annoying, Nick is a rapist, Francis is juts fucking ugly and Bill is old.
I play Spy, Pyro and Scout the most.
Scout: Scattergun, Pistol, The Holy Mackerel. (Holy Mackerel is fun. FISH KILL. Although the sound effect sounds like an abortion being thrown at a wall :/)
Soldier: Rocket Launcher, Shotgun, Equalizer, Killer's Kabuto. (MAGGOTS!)
Pyro: Flamethrower, Shotgun, Axtinguisher, Brigade Helm. (I love the Axe taunt. Playing the guitar/axe is so fun. MMPPHHMMPPHHH!!!)
Demoman: Grenade Launcher, Sticky-bomb Launcher, Eyelander. (I admire the Demoman's drunkeness.)
Heavy: Minigun, Shotgun, Fists. (Heavy is my least used class because he is fat and stupid.)
Engineer: Shotgun, Wrangler, Southern Hospitality, Texas Ten-Gallon. (Engineer is a really fun class.)
Medic: Medigun, Syringe Gun, Bonesaw. Prussian Pickelhaube. (No-one plays Medic properly.)
Sniper: Sniper Rifle, SMG, Tribalman's Shiv. (Such a fake accent lmfao.)
Spy: L'Étranger, Dead Ringer, Knife, Frenchman's Beret. (The Spy is a real classy bastard.)
kbye i can't be fucked writing this anymore.
