工程師語音回應

語音回應是在玩家達成某種條件或觸發某事件時會自動說出的台詞，像是用主要或近戰武器殺死特定數量的敵人，或是玩家著火時。以下是工程師的全部語音回應。（不包括工程師聲音指令）。

殺敵相關回應

20 秒內使用任何武器（除了機械槍手以外）殺死一個以上的敵人時

「呼咿，煎培根囉！」 「你的計劃有用嗎，阿呆？」 「這就是你活該啦！」

20 秒內使用任何武器（除了機械槍手以外）殺死三個以上的敵人時

「呼咿，你快看看！」

助攻

「幹得好，夥計！」 「謝了，先生！」

近戰殺敵時

「像個男人接招吧，矮子。」

步哨防禦槍連續殺敵時

「早跟你說別碰那玩意了。」 「那挺步哨是我造的喔。」 「這就是為什麼要蓋步哨啦。」 「又一位滿意的顧客！」

使用牧馬者遙控器殺敵

「這玩意沒有自動瞄準的功能欸，孩子！」 「獻上我最誠摯的心意，孩子。」 「逮到你啦。」 「抓到你了！」

使用黃金扳手／薩氏金像獎小金人殺敵

「這敲下去『係金欸』會死人耶！」 「看來我練成點石成金術了。」 「至少你不再一文不值啦。」 「來建一座雕像紀念你這個低能兒吧。」

迷你步哨槍殺敵

「有些時候，其實也用不到那麼多槍。」 「真是挺可愛的步哨槍不是嗎？」 「我好喜歡那挺小槍槍！」

壓制相關回應

壓制偵察兵

「你們得跑得比步哨還快才行啊。」 「對我和我的機械而言，你不怎麼快嘛，是嗎？嗯。是吧？」 「天啊，這種事會一再發生的。」 「壓制你啦，乾癟四季豆。」 「城市來的小鬼，你們都給我壓制啦。」 「你到底在想什麼啊，四季豆弟弟？」 「掛掉你啦，你跟濃稠的糖漿一樣慢嘛。」 「壓制你啦，小鬼頭。」 「只不過是隻仆街的小白兔罷了。」 「跟打嗝一樣快是吧？呃，好像不夠快喔。」 「不夠快啦，光看就覺得慢吞吞了。」 「逮到你了，瘦皮猴！」

壓制火箭兵

「嘗到苦頭了吧，射火箭的。」 「這景象看起來真悲哀啊，孩子。」 「少在那邊考驗我的性格，小子！」 「壓制你啦，臭北方佬。」 「你們都被徵召到我的戰爭裡啦！」 「那就是老鷹痛哭流涕的感覺，火箭兵小子。」 「下次記得把眼皮張開才能閃過我的攻擊啊。」 「這就是跟個真男人單挑的下場啦。」

壓制火焰兵

「下次記得出個聲，孩子！」 「歹勢，女士。」 「壓制你啦，老菸槍。」 「逮到你了，咕噥人。」 「抱歉滅了你的營火啊。」 「你看起來就像隻舌頭打結的蝨子，小鬼。」 「你不該玩火的，孩子。」 「你媽媽沒教你不要玩火柴嗎？」 「你們能防火沒錯啦，但顯然你防不了子彈。」

25px  壓制爆破兵

「真希望你們能看到我是怎麼踹你們屁股的。」 「在戰場上喝醉不太好吧，孩子。」 「壓制你啦，眼罩男！」 「看我的傑作看到分心了嗎，孩子？」 「手比眼快啊！」 「逮到你啦，空眼窩。」

壓制重裝兵

「別管子彈多貴了，你那副棺材花了多少錢啊？」 「我看過比你還漂亮的牛五花肉喔。」 「給我過來啊！」 「算了吧，瘦子。」 「逮到你了，大餐車！」 「抓到你了，油滋滋豬排。」 「壓制你啦，車輪餅。」 「你們剛給烙上烙印啦。」 「我忘了什麼嗎？喔對，你很醜。」 「比泥巴還蠢，是不是啊？」 「連一箱石頭都還比你聰明！」 「不管你想跑到哪，都快給我回來！」 「壓制你啦，胖子！」 「真是一群醜八怪。」 「逮到你了，小胖子！」

壓制工程師

「你的方法錯得離譜吶。」 「壓制你啦，鋼盔人。」 「真正的德州人可以閃過那招的。」 「你可以跟德州人說很多事，但很難說一件他不知道的事。」 「你真的惹我生氣啦，小子！」 「我跟狼貛一樣兇呢，罩子放亮點，狗娘養的。」 「就算你能做事，那件事也會覺得很丟臉的。」 「不過是群半瓶水響叮噹的傢伙。」 「你應該多帶幾把槍來的，孩子。」

壓制醫護兵

「醫生！我比你好多了。」 「我猜你在醫護學校沒學到怎麼趴下找掩護吧！」 「多來幾次吧，醫生，來久了終究會學到別惹我的。」 「下次回去打毛衣吧，鋸骨魔。」 「去別處賣你的止痛藥吧，騙仙仔。」 「你一定是醫生，因為你剛見識到了我的耐心！」 「我負責殺人，醫生。這是天大的真相。」 「回去敷藥吧，醫生！哈哈！」

壓制狙擊手

"Ya oughta stand back a little more, like from me and my machines." "Looks like that there just weren't the place you oughta be standin'!" "Dominated, campground." "You shoulda oughta stayed back at your little campsite." "Nobody likes a squatter!" "I just rode you out on a rail, down under." "Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper." "Down under? More like, six feet down under."

Dominating a Spy

"Now just stop tryin' ta mess with my contraptions." "It ain't gettin' any harder for me to kill ya." "You know where ya oughta hide next time? Back in France." "Dominated, you turncoat." "Dominated, you snake!" "This skunk's startin' to smell." "Slither on back to hell, coward!" "That's what my daddy taught me to do to backstabbers." "You're a looooooong way from France, boy." "Don't go meddlin' in my business." "You are a coward and a scoundrel!" "If y'all had more gadgets for killin', you wouldn't need so many for hidin'." "I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!"

Revenge Kill

(Not to be confused with Revenge Crits) "Hee hee... Yeeeha!" "Woooeee!" "Cream Gravy!" "Yippekayaheeyapakayo!" "Well, good night, Irene!" Evil Laughter 1 Evil Laughter 2 Evil Laughter 3 Evil Laughter 4 Happy Laughter 1 Happy Laughter 2 Happy Laughter 3 Long Laughter 1 "Gutless." "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya." "I'm done playin' games with you, boy." "You were gettin' too big for your britches" "That'll cut'cha back down to size."

Event-related responses

Round Start

"Yaaaaaaagh!" "Cowboy up!" "Move 'em out!" "Giddy up!" "Heeeeeeyaaah!" "Hehee, yeeeehaaaaw!"

Sudden Death

"Boooooo!" "Grrrrrrrr..." "Come on, fellas!" "Ah, good night, Irene!"

Stalemate

"That just ain't right!" "Now I've seen everything!" "Naahhh..."

Set on Fire

"Fire, Fire! Ow oh oh oh-grr fire!" "Fire!" "I'm burnin' up."

Hit by Jarate or Mad Milk

"That just ain't right!" "Now I've seen everything!" "Oh, ya yellow-bellied gutless coward!

Teleportation

"Much obliged, pardner." "Thanks for the ride, pardner!"

Healed by Medic

"You're alright Doc." "'Preciate it, Doc."

Under the effects of an ÜberCharge

"Git along there, little doggies!" "Why don't you all get along before one of you gets hurt." "Let's do this Texas style!"

Building a Dispenser

"Dispenser going up." "Erecting a Dispenser."

Building a Sentry Gun

"Sentry going up." "Buildin' a Sentry."

Building a Teleporter

"Teleporter comin' right up." "Teleporter goin' up."

Packing Up a Building

"Packin' up!" "Movin' out!" "I'm movin' this!"

Moving a Building

"Heavy load comin' through!" "Outta mah way! Outta mah way!"

Replanting a Building

"That was gettin' heavy!" "That there wasn't gettin' any lighter." "Phew!" "Go on, get!"

Dispenser Sapped by Enemy Spy

"Spy's sappin' mah dispenser!"

Sentry Gun Sapped by Enemy Spy

"Spy's sappin' mah sentry!"

Teleporter Sapped by Enemy Spy

"Spy's sappin' mah teleporter!"

Dispenser Destroyed

"Dispenser down!"

Sentry Gun Destroyed

"Sentry down!"

Teleporter Destroyed

"Teleporter down!"

After Revenge Crits activated when Sentry has scored kills recently

"You're all about to have a real bad day!" "Start prayin', boy!" "Why don't you all get along before one of you gets hurt."

Gunslinger Punch

"Pow!" "Bam!" "Bap!"

Third Gunslinger Punch

"Yee-haw!" "Haaaa!" "Aargh!"

Objective-related responses

After Capturing Intelligence

"Hell, that was easy." "That's nothin'." "Weren't no thing."

After Capturing control point

"We got it!" "This one's ours now!" "This here point's ours now!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

"Plant yerself on that darn point, mister!" "Plant yerself on the point, mister!"

Defense

"Wooohooo!" "Job well done." "That wasn't even close." "That there was a fine piece of work." "Heeeyaaah!"

Duel-related responses

Starting a Duel

"Let's do this Texas style." "You and me, pardner." "You and me, hoss."

Duel Accepted

"Giddy up!" "Heck yes!" "I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy." "I'm gonna tear you down, junior!" "Start prayin', boy!" "Come here, sissy!" "I'm gonna lay you out!"

Duel Rejected

"You are a coward and a scoundrel!" "Naahhh..." "That there is just a sad display, boy." "Boooooo!"