Hi there, I'm Pieman. I'm a moderator here on the wiki. But enough about all that nonsense, let's talk about me and my hats. I have a lot of hats. More than YOU. Does that make you angry? (Yes it does) Do you want to know what it's like to talk to someone with so many hats? You've got some nerve. But hey, go ahead anyways. I've got nothing but time to spare, since I'm a pretty big loser IRL with no friends. But that means more TF2 for me, and thus even more hats.
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"The Filthy Communist"
Level 100
Effect: Massed Flies
"Because communism only works on paper. TOILET PAPER!!"
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"Dr. Greenthumb"
Level 55
Effect: Green Confetti
"I'd like to tell you just where I'm from"
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"The Pyronomicon"
Level 24
Effect: Green Energy
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh S'xtn H'le R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
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Level 20
Given to valuable Community Contributors
Effect: Community Sparkle
"If you ask me to trade you this, I will KILL YOU"
( Not Tradable )
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"War is Hell"
Level 69
Effect: Orbiting Fire
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My theory is that by getting one of every hat, I will have complete control over Team Fortress 2 as all gameplay will grind to a halt while everyone marvels at my hat collection. This will cause Valve to notice me and they'll be so impressed that they'll hire me to work for them! Although I am about a year away from obtaining my degree, I am already a certified bartender. As I am positive that Valve HQ has a fully-stocked bar in their lunch area, I should be more than qualified even though they're in a different state than the one I got my license in but hey I'll let Robin Walker figure that stuff out once he fills out my hire papework. Just point me to the break area and I'll get you guys some Scrumpy.
Non-Hat related gibberish
Piemanmoo
Sapper (Smashman)
Come take a look at some of my stupid stuff I submitted that will probably never get added!
