User:Texaneer

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Hey look, buddy. I'm an Texaneer — that means I'm engineer. — Texaneer

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Bio

Name: Mike Location of origin: "Tiny itty-bitty country of madness(Read:Poland) Job: Weapon merchant Motto: "Like to make stuff" Emblems: 50px  50px Description: A devious artist and Youtuber, engineer named Texaneer joined here to this wiki to translate and correct some polish pages. As usual he's bored so he puts random "SUPER SECRIT GUNZ!!!" here for no reason."Maybe I'll submit one of them to Advanced Weaponiser or Randomizer..."- he said. The reason is as unknown as Pyro's true face. ... But he's too lazy to do something.

Equipement

• Headwear – Texas Ten Gallon: A headwear item for the Engineer.
• Misc – Deus Specs: A miscellaneous item for the Engineer.
• Primary – Widowmaker: On hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo, No reload necessary, Per Shot: -30 metal,Uses metal as ammo.
• Melee - Gunslinger: Replaces standard Sentry Gun with Combat Mini-Sentry Gun, Increases maximum health by 25 points, Guarantees a Critical hit on a third consecutive punch, No random Critical hits.

Valve weapons that needs to be changed

Because we all know that some pisses us off or they are too weak, bad etc.

Hurr
Class	Weapon	Current	Changes
Scout	Primary Force-A-Nature	+20% bullet per pellet  -10% damage penalty	No bullet bonus  -15% damage penalty  Because this weapon annoys everyone due to it's overpowerness
	Primary Soda Popper	Normal damage  Requires 13 seconds of running or jumping to gain mini-crits	-15% damage penalty  Requires 17 seconds of running to gain mini-crits  Because this weapon is badly unbalanced and overpowerded.
	Melee Fan O'War	-90% damage penalty	-70% damage penalty  This weapon deals no critical damage to marked players
Soldier	Secondary Family Business	Can be equipped by the Heavy	Can be equipped by the Heavy and Soldier  Why not?
	Melee Equalizer	Block healing while in use is positive stat	Block healing while in use is now a negative stat instead of positive  Because it's illogical because heal block is a bad thing, not good.
Pyro	Primary Backburner	+10% damage bonus  Random crits enabled  Deflected projectiles are mini-critical	No damage bonus  Random crits disabled  Deflected projectiles are fully critical  From the beginning it was overpowerded, lack of bonus damage and crits will work, also there should be something more for compression blast like full crits instead of mini-crits, if it cost so much.
Demoman	Primary Loch-n-Load	Single reload  Normal reload speed	Clip based reload  If one shot is unused before reloading, it is lost  -10% slower reload speed  Reload animation is completely illogical, loading bombs to invisible barrel? It should reload like FaN, also it's doublebarreled.
	Melee Eyelander	~	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed  Because it's confusing for new players that they will understand it as bad weapon. Description is not enough otherwise.
	Melee Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker	Unusual quality	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed  Haunted quality  There is nothing unusual for this weapon, it's just eyelander with different model.
	Melee Nessie's Nine Iron	~	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed  Same with eyelander.
Heavy	Primary Natascha	-25% damage penalty  30% longer spin up time	-15% damage penalty  25% longer spin up time  Because this weapon is too weak, and it should compete with tomislav.
Medic	Secondary Quick Fix	Can't overheal	Can overheal, will overheal olny 50% of regular overheal.  Because lack of overheal difficults keeping patient alive.