User:Lagg/OPTF2/Quotes

From Team Fortress Wiki
< User:Lagg‎ | OPTF2
Revision as of 06:37, 17 July 2012 by MogDog66 (talk | contribs) (Blamo)
Jump to: navigation, search
  • "I only use OPTF2" --Michael Scott
  • "I can't live without OPTF2" -- Oprah
  • "OPTF2 saved my life" -- Lance Armstrong
  • "A world without OPTF2, is like a world without Jello Pop" -- Bill Cosby
  • "I check under my bed for OPTF2 before I sleep." -- Chuck Norris
  • "If I had to fight OPTF2 I would be more concerned about surviving than winning." -- Chuck Norris
  • "OPTF2 got me off the streets. Now I make $10 million a year!" -- Medik
  • "OPTF2 makes my refined metals look more valuable." -- McScrooge
  • "It was worth the wait." -- Gabe Newell
  • "It was worth my weight." -- Gabe Newell
  • "I lost my legs during a freak pencil sharpening accident. Thanks to OPTF2, I can sing again!" -- Benjamuffin
  • "OPTF2, faster than the speed of light" -- Albert Einstein
  • "Nobody does backpack navigation like OPTF2!" -- Colonel Sanders
  • "OPTF2 supplies my daily recommended intake of backpack viewing!" -- MogDog66
  • "I love the smell of OPTF2 in the morning" -- Kilgore
  • "..." -- Gordon Freeman
  • "I use OPTF2 every day, it's the greatest!" -- Vin Diesel
  • "OPTF2 is a hole-in-one!" -- Tiger Woods
Retrieved from "https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Lagg/OPTF2/Quotes&oldid=1090968"