User:Paul.Metcalfe
In The Beginning, Paul Edited This Page...
This is my page on the Team Fortress 2 Wiki. Hmm, quite empty, I should fill it up with words and maybe some pictures, that would look really nice... I guess I could use this page to talk about the game, I mean that is what the Wiki is for right? I don't know about you but I have to be one of the most unlucky players in the whole of Team Fortress 2, I have never received a hat from a drop, not counting achievement hats like the Ghastly/ier/est Gibus, or the Proof of Purchase, which is probably the rarest item I own, so yeah, quite unlucky... I also seem to have a jinxed Item Drop System because I rarely get any good items with it. For example, I was playing Team Fortress 2 for around four hours, and I did receive (Rather bad) items, two Delicious Energy Drinks and a Eyelander. But recently I did receive two Red Tape Recorders in one drop, so I guess that sort of evens it out.
Direct Hit
Level 5 Unwanted Item
At least it's something...
It had to be this.
"You could have had a Reggaelator, but you got this"
Then Paul Discovered The Kill Feed
Paul Later Went All Crazy Ass About 'Pyrovision'
Pyrovision, hmm. It's actually a good texture swap, but that's about it. All they did was replace the half decent textures with chalky, eye burning pastel colours. The stripes across the terrain are okay I guess, but the new 'lollipop flowers' don't even look like they do in Meet The Pyro. I was thinking more of game breaking effects that require everyone on the server to vote if they want Pyrovision on, and those without the Pyrovision Goggles or anything that takes you to Pyroland wouldn't be allowed to vote... But the icing on the muffin has to be the violence in Pyrovision. The gibs are mearly Sillygibs, and the flames and burning effects don't match up, using the default Flamethrower with the Pyrovision Goggles results in the aforementioned weapon spewing fire, but the enemy being covered with sparkles and rainbows.
"The Headache Inducer"
Level 25 Form Of Drugs
+100% Chance to see the world through the eyes of those that are deranged
+75% Chance to become valuable in the future
+65% Chance to make your eyes sting
