User:Radiation Alpha

Radiation Alpha Info Class: Pyro Type: Science Health: Heart Attack Prone Hat: Unusual Nothing Skill: Little to None

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Dear lord, what the hell? — Sarif on Radiation Alpha

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Radiation Alpha is an odd fellow who enjoys burning things and creating large explosions. As shown in Absolutely Nothing, Radiation Alpha appears to be moronic and highly delusional, living in a fantasy land known as Huggleton.

Radiation Alpha is the slowest mercenary in the line to buy a soda during a football game, and his Science leaves faster opponents struggling to get ahead, as well as helping him slap people as Scout. Carrying a Degreaser and his own Industrial-Size Fireworks, he's probably not the most ideal hit and run class.

Radiation Alpha is able to enter an enemy teleporter and find out that it was BLU and not RED, and use this to be hugely embarassed.

Bio

Name: I dunno. Location of origin: Texas Job: Stabbing small to medium sized Engineers Motto: "Ya'll just ain't doing it right." Contraptions: Degreaser / Edible Device Emblems: 50px  50px Description: This guy's gonna be the first to die at the beginnign of the round, we don't need a description!