User:Radiation Alpha
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| Basic information | |
| Type: | Science |
| Gender: | Probably Male |
| Health: | Heart Attack Prone |
| Speed: | Slow Guy in the Line |
| Birth place: | Texas |
| Native language: | Ingles & Spanish |
| Age: | 1-100 |
| Team Fortress 2 | |
| Favourite classes: | Pyrogineer |
| Favourite maps: | Dustbowle |
| Favourite weapons: | Degreaser |
| Favourite hats: | Napper's Respite |
| “ | Dear lord, what the hell?
— Sarif on Radiation Alpha
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Radiation Alpha is an odd fellow who enjoys burning things and creating large explosions. As shown in Absolutely Nothing, Radiation Alpha appears to be moronic and highly delusional, living in a fantasy land known as Huggleton.
Radiation Alpha is the slowest mercenary in the line to buy a soda during a football game, and his Science leaves faster opponents struggling to get ahead, as well as helping him slap people as Scout. Carrying a Degreaser and his own Industrial-Size Fireworks, he's probably not the most ideal hit and run class.
Radiation Alpha is able to enter an enemy teleporter and find out that it was BLU and not RED, and use this to be hugely embarassed.
I collect shoes. Currently I have 46 shoe/foot items in my inventory!
Radiation Alpha's Crafting Recipes
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| All-Father | Whiskered Gentleman | Lugermorph | Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect | |||
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| Earbuds | Bill's Hat | Max's Severed Head | Ghastly Gibus | |||
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