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Welcome...

I have an extensive knowledge of VS Saxton Hale, Death Run, Prophunt and Randomizer. Ask me things.




I've found out that spectators move at about 300.8% normal speed, which is 902.4 units. Sometimes spectators can glitch, causing more time to go to maximum speed, faster max speed, and poor turning. The noclip command makes the player go at 1504 units, which is 501.33% normal speed.

Speed Comparisons

Using comparisons from the notorious Super Scout's speed, the highest speeds achievable by normal means are as follows: (in edit mode it looks cleaner)

188  % - NOCLIP

112.8  % - SPECTATOR

93.75  % - Demoman (Charge)

79.6875  % - Demoman (Scotsman's Skullcutter Slowdown, Charge)

65  % - MAX SPEED

64.6875  % - Scout (Baby Face's Blaster Max Boost)

63.125  % - Scout (Disciplinary Action Boost)

62.5  % - Scout (Crit-a-Cola Boost)

53.125  % - Medic (Disciplinary Action Boost)

50.625  % - Pyro, Engineer, Sniper, Spy (Disciplinary Action Boost)

50  % - Scout

48.125  % - Demoman (Disciplinary Action Boost)

48  % - Soldier (Escape Plan Boost 4)

46.2  % - Demoman (Eyelander Boost 4)

44  % - Medic (Overdose Full Charge Boost)

43.4  % - Demoman (Eyelander Boost 3)

42  % - Soldier, Heavy (Escape Plan Boost 3) (Disciplinary Action Boost)

41.25  % - Pyro (Gas Jockey Set)

40.6  % - Demoman (Eyelander Boost 2)

40  % - Medic

38.8125  % - Heavy (Buffalo Steak Sandvich Boost)

37.8  % - Demoman (Eyelander Boost 1)

37.5  % - Pyro, Engineer, Sniper, Spy

37.375  % - Heavy (Gloves of Urgently Running Boost)

36  % - Soldier (Escape Plan Boost 2, Disciplinary Action Boost)

35  % - Demoman

33  % - Soldier (Escape Plan Boost 1)

32.5  % - Scout (Baby Face's Blaster No Boost)

30  % - Soldier

29.75  % - Demoman (Scotsman's Skullcutter Slowdown)

28.75  % - Heavy

28.125  % - Engineer (Hauling Slowdown)

20  % - Sniper (Huntsman Scope Slowdown)

13.75  % - Heavy (Minigun Rev Slowdown)

10  % - Soldier, Sniper (Cow Manger 5000 Charge Slowdown) (Sniper Rifle Scope Slowdown)

5.5  % - Heavy (Brass Beast Rev Slowdown)

4  % - Sniper (Huntsman Scope Slowdown, Cozy Camper Scope Slowdown)

2  % - Sniper (Sniper Rifle Scope Slowdown, Cozy Camper Scope Slowdown)

Custom Maps

I love playing custom maps, they are fun. Nuff said. Here are some worth featuring:

vsh_dr_cbells_challenge

A rather creepy map. This thing is filled with broken textures, creepy background music, dark rooms, and switches. As a VSH map, it is primarily a VS HALE map (1vALL) however, it also is a DEATHRUN map which means the hale is placed in another area and uses switches to kill the other team. The thing about this map is that it often ends up of all of the runners dying unless the hale suicides or gets killed by the AFK manager in the spawn. The reason is here:

Room 1: Spawn. Break some wood blocking the door teleport to go to the next room. Wait too long and you die from explosive damage.

Room 2: Beach. Two traps, one a giant spike trap which will kill you if you stay too close to it when it deactivates, and some sort of wall trap. Weird. The beach itself is beside a large mountain on the right and some 'water' and rocks on the right. At the end, there is a cave on the mountain, leading to Room 3, and the 'water' has a broken texture and actually isn't water at all. People are capable of glitching out of this and fall down to where the big spikes are kept... right below the map.

Room 3: Some sort of mine. Two or three traps here. First one is a broken trap, the floor is meant to kill you by falling down on to some sort of cables. Doesn't kill you. Next one is the death doorway, which is only activated once the button in the trap side has been activated. Last one is a laser trap which doesn't kill you instantly, the lasers are on constantly so walking through them doesn't matter, especially if you're a medic as you can easily regenerate health. The trap will push forward once activated, except for one or two buggy lasers, which will stay in the same place. It will eventually go back and turn off. At the end is the next room.

Room 4A: Room full of broken textures. You'll see cyan and green tinted broken textures everywhere. This room has two sections but is rather small. The section between them is just a small squeeze, and a trap which does explosive damage. In the second section, there is a door on the left side which will lead to Room 4A.

Room 4B: Breakable Floor Room. This one gets on my nerves as this is where the map shows its teeth to you, Part 1. There are plentiful yellow and black floorboards over what appears to be a grey kill-floor. This is very dangerous and usually 1/3 of the runners die at this part. Only a few floorboards will stay, however, the rest will break within a matter of time. To prevent successful rushing, apparently the map has floorboards which have pictures of footprints on them. You have to break those, and the one that has four floorboards right near each other, but has a picture looking like some sort of egg nog cup. Walk over that and the door will open to the next part. There is one easter egg which even I have no idea what is its purpose, apart from capping.

Room 4B-S: Missingno Room. This creeps me out slightly, as it has nothing but broken textures, moving brick blocks, and walls which are partially invisible, giving it the name Missingno Room. The cap is on the bottom, as you spawn somewhere above on a broken texture with water footstep sounds. Odd thing is that there are sounds which appear to have been ripped right out of Super Mario, most notably the sound when Mario gets a mushroom. There are also missingno blocks which break when you touch them. This room can be found on the grey floor on Room 4B. You can see a slight indentation if you go on the floorboard closest to the right wall. Jump on it and you'll go through it, however if you go too close to the wall, you'll begin losing health but not instantly like the rest of the floor.

Room 4C: 'Killer Pineapples'. The one where almost everybody dies at. Apparently there are odd-shaped caltrops with bad hitboxes, they will kill you without going near them. These are arranged so that they have one entrance, which divides into two, at which point will often kill the player with their terrible, terrible hitboxes. However, it is possible and you'll have a happier time going at the left side, and staying as far as you can from the middle section (or the right side of you). There is a trap just before these is a trap which has a picture of Captain Planet which shoots lasers. After that, there is a pit immediately in front of you. Jump that, and you'll see two holes on the walls (I'm not familiar with the trap here, I think it's a spike trap). Don't touch them. Then jump over the purple thing that looks like a teardrop. This next pit has a trap which will drag you into the pit, killing you. This last part just has a pointless spark, and you will proceed to the next room after touching the end wall.

Room 5: Two-way area. One way is straight forward but contains a killer ball thing which moves at 400HU/s, same speed as a scout, which goes back and forth and requires precise timing in order to jump it and reach the end before it reaches you. There is an explosion trap halfway through it. The other route forces crouching and has nothing but a trap which activates three bricks to come out and crush anyone in its path, one near the end, one in the middle, and one in between those two.

Room 6A: Hallway of Terrors. Creepy Music, and creepy lights accompany your journey here. Nothing unusual in this room, however, there are three doors which lead to special rooms, the left one from the place you came from will be the only one you can open.

Room 6B: Switch Room. Nothing really here, but a egg nog switch which will make the next door open once destroyed and the broken texture below it has been walked over. Just so you know, the room's tinted dark blue.

Room 6C: Trick Room. I can't stress this enough. DO NOT GO FURTHER THAN THE SWITCH. RRRR... Invisible walls and fake floors appear there. Nothing much. Just get the switch broken, and don't go further. Next door will open once you step over the broken texture below the switch, not counting the one right in front of you, because that's just a mimic. The room's more cyan coloured.

Room 6D: A pitfall. How original. However, it will lead you into the next room.

Room 6E: A room filled with stairs. I haven't tried all of them yet, but a few will send you into below the floor, which is a dark room and not very good. The rest will bring you to Room 7A.

Room 7A: Hurt Room. This room contains invisible damaging areas (about 100 damage), meaning you'll most likely need to be a medic to get through, as they will regenerate. You'll need to find the right place in order to not take damage while you go. You need to reach the other section of this room to reach the next. Don't touch the purple teardrop thing, as it will kill you. Hit the wall right at the end (left side, right near the end, it's cleverly hidden) until it breaks, and you'll appear in the next part.

Room 7B: Actually Room 6C, but at the bit you can see at the end from Room 6C. Go to the door bit, and you have choices. Go left for minigame, or jump at the door to win. However, don't go to the right, as it will simply make you fall and get stuck.

Room 7B-S: Minigame. You need to get to the bottom by breaking blocks before before the hale does, I think. I'll put more testing into this odd map/room. You can see the cbells intro outside the cage you're in.

Room 7C: A corridor which appears to be the win area. Reach middle to win.

There's actually more to this than what I've typed up here. I've found some sort of humiliation using explosives, and a massive corridor.

vsh_house_of_fun_fix

Large map. Makes no sense whatsoever being a VS HALE map. Plus, there are loadsa floors (as in levels, elevator floors, etc) and usually there is a gigantic problem where Hale is stuck in the elevators

Random Coloured Boxes

Random Coloured Boxes! (just learning, thanks Ashes for the helpful info on the userbox problem I had... might make it 4xwhatever later on)


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