Alex The Penetrator

Solderius Ultima
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Basic information
Type:	Sigar non-smoker
Gender:	Male?
Health:	0 (900 with COFFE)
Speed:	87 Cat steps per second
Birth place:	Russia Motherland
Native language:	Russian, English
Age:	17
Team Fortress 2
Favourite maps:	The Atlas
Favourite weapons:	Gravitation
Contact information
Steam page:	IMAFIRINGLASERS

Alex is a crazed trader from Russia Motherland. Lucky and cardboard-armed, he's versatile, capable of both eat and play, and a great guy to get familiar with russians. Alex is well known for his spectacular epic dancing. In defiance of all good sense and judgment, Alex can eat a dozen sandiviches at the cost of some health, somehow a less dose of sandviches will restore some health. This ability allows Alex to eat his way out of any huge container.

Trivia

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User Boxes

This user is Russian. Beware of bears!	This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”	This user tends to fall to pieces.
This user is a piss sniper. "Jarate!"	This user owns The Orange Box.	This user can talk on Skype all day long. And they do.
en-4 This user has near native speaker knowledge of English.	ru-5 Этот участник профессионально владеет русским языком.	This user translates Team Fortress 2 to a language other than English.
This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.	This user plays Battlefield 3.