User:Ale

Welcome to a world of horror and despair and also butterflies

neatmachine
Basic information
Icon:
Type:	ugeh
Gender:	Male
Health:	20
Birth place:	Venezuela
Native language:	English, Spanish
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	not math
Favourite maps:	CP_DUSTBOWL MOTHERFCER
Contact information
Steam page:	neat ale

I am ale and I am cool; I enjoy editing quite some, specially translating pages to spanish, I also like nipples and drinking unhealthy stuff like coca-cola. I am a vector artist but I hate photoshop, because it's plain silly, my program is Fireworks CS6 which is originally an editing program but it has a vector section, which I do not use because my vectors are not vectors but bmp >:( I am from Venezuela, which is a thirdworld penishole and it sucks, our president is corrupt as nipples.

File:User ale neatale.png

A picture of me looking as neat as ever

My main classes are Soldier, Pyro and Demoman, but I play as all of the classes. I really have nothing to say so I guess I'll just put some of my artsy pictures, not all of them tho, they'd be way too many. I normally dump my stuff in here but I guess you don't give a nipple, nor do I honestly.

I currently own a PS3 and an Xbox, I don't play in Xbox live because paying sux, ps3 name is alewerf though, you can add me and we can play and we can be buddies for life <3. My favorite game (not fun-wise, but other stuff) in PC is definately Penumbra: Black Plague, along with Lone Survivor, my favorite Xbox game is Alan Wake, because it is terribly, terribly neat, PS3 game I'd say Skate 3 or something because screw it.

Here are some of my neatest shit that I haven't featured here like in the banner

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  coolio machete

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  Alejandro Gonzalez, I'll probably have to explain this

• User ale nowthisone.jpg

  This was my first GOOD vector, old times

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  man, old as penis too.

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  My good old pyro

• User ale stuff.png

  I did this for a bro.

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  old wibbs :(

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  neat

my steam account name is aleleet btw

This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.

This user is a Team Fortress Wiki translator!

This user is a fan of Gabe.

This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.

This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser.

This user is Venezuelan, he is happy just because the oil is cheap.

This user has been an editor of the Team Fortress Wiki for 5325 days.

en-4	This user has near native speaker knowledge of English.

This user's time zone is UTC -4:30

This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.

This user plays TF2 with a mouse.

This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players

This good sir loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.

This user likes trains.

This user likes to see this wiki turning green.

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everybody's russian 17:33, 30 July 2011 (PDT)

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