User:Saint hax

Hello, my dear lad! Come take a seat. Where are you from? Huh, that's a fair distance away. Yes, the internet does make everything seem close together. Oh, that? That's my strange professional Rainblower. Yes, it had cost my my old unusual. Will you be staying tonight? Only it's cold outside. Guest room is down the hall, third on the right.

This user loves surfing the Wiki via Random Page.

This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.

This user loves to paint his hats.

This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.