User:Meta

Meta
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Basic information
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Type:	Amateur Noob-killer
Health:	9001
Speed:	300 km/h
Birth place:	Inverness, Scotland
Age:	19
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Main ·  Secondary In training
Favourite maps:	pl_upward, ctf_2fort, cp_junction_final
Favourite weapons:	Strange Flame Thrower
Favourite hats:	Sliggy
Contact information
Steam page:	Boop.

“

Not this s**t again... — Meta, after encountering the much-feared Demospam

”

Aye folks! I'm Cal Smith, better known as Meta (or Alycidon or Alycidon94 depending on where you'll find me).

I am a Pyro main. Pyro is my favourite class. Pyro is love. Pyro is life.
Mmph!
Other than that, I'm a proud Scotsman who eats too much chocolate and cheese for his own good. I'm usually a pubber BUT I'm currently hoping to try out some competitive stuff.

Where you'll find me

Steam
Reddit

Userboxes are cool. You should try 'em.

General

This breuker is Scottish, an naebody shoud think ithergates!

This user drinks far too much milk.

This user's computer is powered by AMD.

This user is a fan of Andrew Hussie's epic webcomic, MSPaint Adventures.

This user eats far too much chocolate.

TF2

This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: 26 March 2011, 02:20:48 BST

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user has opened a lot of crates, but didn't find an unusual item in any of them. How sad.

This user eats far too many sandviches.

This user is a Demopan. “Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”

Strange Weapons

This user owns a Strange Flame Thrower. Rank: Face-Melting Kills: 1414

This user owns a Strange Detonator. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 13

This user owns a Strange Back Scratcher. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 16

This user owns a Strange Equalizer. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 16

This user owns a Strange Direct Hit. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 11

This user owns a Strange Scotsman's Skullcutter. Rank: Unremarkable Kills: 18

Unused weapons:

This user owns a Strange Spy-cicle.

This user owns a Strange Market Gardener.

This user owns a Strange Lollichop.

And the rest

This user likes trains.

This user worships the one true deity and god of all creation.

This user is credit to team?... “Nope”

This user is a Redditor.

This user is eagerly awaiting the release of Kinect Spycrab.

en This user has a native understanding of English.

de-0 Dieser Benutzer beherrscht Deutsch nicht (oder versteht es nur mit beträchtlichen Schwierigkeiten).

Testimonials

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lol what a noob — Some noob on a Saigns.de server

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