User:Piemanmoo

“ My name is Piemanmoo, pro of pros: Look on my hats, ye Poor and Irish, and despair! — Ancient tablet found in egypt ”

Hi there, I'm Pieman. I'm a moderator here on the wiki. But enough about all that nonsense, let's talk about me and my hats. I have a lot of hats. More than YOU. Does that make you angry? (Yes it does) Do you want to know what it's like to talk to someone with so many hats? You've got some nerve. But hey, go ahead anyways. I've got nothing but time to spare, since I'm a pretty big loser IRL with no friends. But that means more TF2 for me, and thus even more hats.

"The Filthy Communist" Level 100 Effect: Massed Flies "Because communism only works on paper. TOILET PAPER!!"

"Dr. Greenthumb" Level 55 Effect: Green Confetti "I'd like to tell you just where I'm from"

"The Pyronomicon" Level 24 Effect: Green Energy "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh S'xtn H'le R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

"The Gay Bomb" Level 78 Effect: Miami Nights "I started a war at the wrong bar"

"War is Hell" Level 69 Effect: Orbiting Fire

"The Highlander's Headtaking Hiatus" Level 76 Effect: Circling Peace Sign

Community Wiki Cap Level 20 Given to valuable Community Contributors Effect: Community Sparkle "If you ask me to trade you this, I will KILL YOU" ( Not Tradable )

Non-Hat related gibberish

This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”	This user owns 221 hats! (Probably 220 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)	This user is a Soldier of Fortune. Hire Date: June 06, 2008 (07:51:28)
This user has earned 440 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 85%!		This user tends to fall to pieces.
This user avenged his fallen Sentry 35 times in one life!		This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.
This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.	This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 211 frames per second.	This user is American, pardner!
This user was a participant in the ETF2L Highlander Community Challenge.	This user is an employee of RED.	This user owns a Wiki Cap.
This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.
This user is a sitting duck.
S This user is a Team Fortress Wiki staff member.