User:LingoSalad
Me
Steam name : LingoSalad
TF2 Backpack: http://www.tf2items.com/id/LingoSalad
My Contributions: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/LingoSalad
TEST
A list of the Hat Describing Contest Winners. Note only the hats that were in the contest are included in this table.
Winner | Item | Description |
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[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16703947&postcount=92
TheTwoTonHammer] |
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You'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of
plastic! |
[http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=16728530&postcount=238
PrO-bOy] |
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When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough. |
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Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead! |
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Everyone knows that speed is a Scout’s best friend. Why weigh yourself down
with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them? |
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Straight outta control point. |
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You'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion
for the discerning youth. |
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This hat does not in any way, shape or form, promote smoking or gambling. |
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I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT. |
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Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup. |
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A haiku for war.
To defeat one's enemies. Honor the crocket. |
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This hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't
feel like shouting yourself hoarse. |
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Given to those few, brave soldiers whom stood guard valiantly, without sleep,
nourishment, or a social life. |
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This item did not recieve a description in the contest. |
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This item did not recieve a description in the contest. |
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It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire. |
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At least he's still telling you to burn things. |
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Pyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to
quell his flames. |
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The most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the
discerning gentleman of conflagration. |
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This item did not recieve a description in the contest. |
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This item did not recieve a description in the contest. |
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This item did not recieve a description in the contest. |
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This item did not recieve a description in the contest. |
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Three sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out. |
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This item did not recieve a description in the contest. |
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This hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands. |
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Because when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's
criticizing your fashion sense. |
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Your opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif. |
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It costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds. |
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For Engineers with bright ideas. |
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Though it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering
actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun. |
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Sometimes you just need a little less hat. |
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Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from
your eyeballs. |
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eballs."
Safe'n'Sound: foxtrot261: "It gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound! |
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A relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point. |
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This item did not recieve a description in the contest. |
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We can't pronounce it either. |
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Nothing. |
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While lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its
own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw. |
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Scrub in... things are about to get messy. |
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Any old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile.
It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one. |
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A polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet. |
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Only a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna,
stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen. |
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His bullet was close.
I lost my hat. My bullet was closer. He lost his head. |
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Perfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads. |
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Gone Snipin'. |
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This smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a
handsome rogue. |
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For when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top. |
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They say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also
invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder. |
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Because real espionage is an artform. |
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You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you? |
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Though some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained resolute and
incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For that, you have been rewarded. |
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Left 4 You. |
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This cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time and
place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off. |
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Because a Gentleman is not one without one. |
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For the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat. |
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A-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the
majesty of my TOWER of HATS. |
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Even though you were late to the party, you were still the life of it. |
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Sure, some may have been doing it longer. But you've proven few can do it
better. |
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Display this on your chest proudly, soldier. Each time you kill someone,
they'll know they weren't the first. |
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A true warrior's medal, given to those who fought before the battle even
started. |
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Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing. |