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Scattergun - Yeah, come get some, ya frickin' wuss! - The Scout FaN - Any outdoorsman will tell you the most frustrating part of hunting is when a deer simply FALLS DOWN when shot, and doesn't FLY BACKWARDS into the forest. — Force-A-Nature publicity blurb Shortstop - don't usually kill morons this fast. — The Scout Bang! I make it look easy! — The Scout Bonk! Atomic Punch - Bonk! is fulla radiation, which as we all know is pretty great for givin' people superpowers. — Bonk! Atomic Punch publicity blurb Critacola - Dere ain't enough crits in the world ta kill me! — The Scout Mad Milk - Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes! — The Scout Lugermorph - Who wouldn't want to squeeze off a couple rounds with the murder weapon of choice of a sociopathic cartoon rabbit? Probably quite a lot of people, when you get right down to it. Luckily, those people are all well-adjusted contributors to society with no police records, spotless credit ratings and few unresolvable moral failings. They also probably have no interest in playing TF2, so that means more murder-rabbit gun shooting for the rest of us. — Official Description Bat - Pop Quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? BAM! Sorry, time's up: you're dead! — The Scout Sandman - Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hitcha. No, wait, yeah I did! — The Scout Holy Mackeral - Eat it, fatty! — The Scout Home Run - Home-frickin'-run! — The Scout
Rocket Launcher - I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. — The Soldier Direct hit - A high precision version of the standard-issue rocket launcher, the Direct Hit has been engineered from the ground up for Soldiers who have mastered the art of shooting at their targets instead of vaguely near them. — Direct Hit publicity blurb Black Box - Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box! — The Soldier Rocket Jumper - And that is how you do it, men! — The Soldier on proper rocket-to-foot measurements Shotgun - Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face. — The Engineer Buff Banner - Admit it: Every so often, you suspect you’re carrying your team. . . How about motivating those lazy sons of bitches to put on their war face and fight? — Soldier Update blurb Gunboats - What is the science behind these miracles of technology? Magic, probably.— Gunboats publicity blurb Battalion Backup - Need some help here! — The Soldier Shovel - If I have to crack some skulls, I will. — The Soldier Equalizer - Get close enough to death, and you will become Death himself. — Equalizer publicity blurb Pain Train - ...gonna take down to the pain train station in train town. — the Demoman Frying Pan - I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! — The Soldier Kamikaze - C'mere, pumpkin. — The Soldier on pick-up lines
Flamethrower - Huddah huddah huh! — The Pyro on extreme cooking
