User:RocketJumpingOtter/TSL

Train God

After Control Point is captured

"Train rain" "Train rain!" "Oh yeah, train rain!" "Raining trains!" "Behold, train rain!" "Train rain!" "Train rain!" "Train rain!" "Train rain!" "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my TRAIN RAIN!" "Train Rain!" "Pain rain train pain rain!" "Train rain pain at the train rain pain station!" "Somebody move those trains!" "Choo-Choo!" "Train rain and me going to beat your ass!"

Introducing Choo-Choo the Train Shark

"For the Train God sent only begotten son, to KILL YOU ALL!" "Choo-Choo the Train Shark!" "Who decided to turn a train into a shark? Give that man a medal!"

Introducing Pastor Kilgore

"Behold, my greatest creation!" "KILGORE!"

Introducing Lucy in the Sky With Lasers

"Oh, she's a maneater! Well, a man-vaporiser, but, you know, the semantics." "Lucy in the Sky with Lasers!"

Releasing all minions

"Go my minions, slay them all!" "Send in everything!"

After 100 enviromental deaths

"I don't know wether you guys are really good or really bad." "A worthy sacrifice... now DIE!" "Fresh souls for the Train God [laughter]" "A worthy sacrifice... Just kidding! Die!"

Raining tiny trains

"Teeny tiny trains!"

Large train

"Look towards the sky, for my greatest creation!" "We had to cut back on trains, so I got you this one big one. How do you like it?"

When a train hits a player

"Boosh!" "Boosh!" "Choo-Choo, motherfucker!" "Train, uh..." "How do you like this train?" "I'm the conductor of the poop train!"