Template:Class weapons table heavy melee

Melee

Killing an enemy with a Critical hit or Mini-crit will turn the victim into Gibs.

Weapon	Ammo Loaded	Ammo Carried	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
Stock Fists	N/A	N/A	Base: 65 Crit: 195	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch).
Promotional / Craft Apoco-Fists
Promotional Frying Pan
Drop Conscientious Objector
Promotional / Craft Freedom Staff
Drop Bat Outta Hell
Distributed Memory Maker
Promotional Ham Shank
Unlock Necro Smasher
Uncrate Crossing Guard
Craft Prinny Machete
Distributed Saxxy				Limited item from the Replay Update. Killed enemies freeze into solid Australium statues (purely cosmetic feature).
Distributed Golden Frying Pan				Limited item from the Two Cities Update. Killed enemies freeze into solid Australium statues (purely cosmetic feature).
Unlock Killing Gloves of Boxing	N/A	N/A	Base: 65 Crit: 195	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). On kill: grants 5 seconds of guaranteed Critical hits for all weapons. Has 20% slower swing rate.
Craft Gloves of Running Urgently	N/A	N/A	Base: 49 Crit: 147	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). When active, grants 30% faster speed movement. User takes mini-crits when weapon is active, and for 3 seconds after switching away. Deals 25% less damage. -50% slower switch-from speed.
Uncrate Bread Bite	N/A	N/A	Base: 49 Crit: 147
Craft Warrior's Spirit	N/A	N/A	Base: 85 Crit: 254	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). +30% damage bonus. +50 health on kill. –30% damage vulnerability while active.
Craft Fists of Steel	N/A	N/A	Base: 65 Crit: 195	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). –40% damage resistance from ranged sources while active. +100% slower switch-from speed. +100% damage vulnerability from melee sources while active.
Craft Eviction Notice	N/A	N/A	Base: 26 Crit: 78	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). +40% faster firing speed. +15% faster move speed while active. Gain 3 second speed boost on hit. –60% damage done. +20% damage vulnerability while active.
Craft Holiday Punch	N/A	N/A	Base: 65 Crit: 0	Secondary fire will throw a right-handed punch (no difference from left-handed punch). Critical hit forces victim to laugh. Always critical hit from behind. On Hit: Force enemies to laugh who are also wearing this item. Critical hits do no damage.