User:Keisari/Trivia

Keisari
Basic information
Icon:
Type:	Offensive
Health:	80 ; 40 with the Scumpy equipped
Speed:	100% ; 10% while using odd wiki commands

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"Bloody hell, you're awful."

— Sniper saw Keisari.

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"Tmsmhummg thmmemude mhhetude."

— Pyro commenting the value of Keisari's new edit.

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Imagine if I hadn't been drunk! Ah heh.

Click to listen

— Keisari after making some articles.

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Keisari is a feared, trollish Finn with an interest in all things containing women or Scrumpy, and chooses to translate and maintain articles that dont benefit the team rather than make articles that someone would actually use. Keisari's various gadgets include the computer, an automated machine that obeys his master, the keyboard, a device that makes stupid ideas come to text, and monitor that shows the stupid ideas and not-so-much clothed human beings on screen.

However, the Keisari's ungenious articles are under constant threat from fixing edits and devious enemy admins; a bad translator must keep his articles under a watchful eye and in horrible shape with his keyboard at all times. When the translator needs to get his hands dirty, his trio of generic yet capable weapons, combined with the assistance of his helpful hardware, make him more than capable of holding his own in a fight.

Keisari is also capable of editing articles which he has already constructed and redeploying them in new locations at the cost of inability to copypaste anything else in the meantime. Articles are vulnerable during the editing process, as they will be destroyed if the translator is banned; they also need some time to redeploy after being edited.

Name:	Keisari
Birthplace:	Helsinki, Finland
Job:	Article translating
Motto:	"Nope"
Description:		This trollish, feared bad guy from Tampere, Finland loves meat, scrumpy and women. Fourteen years as a student in various schools this guy is still trying to get his Master of Science degree. Editing the wiki does not help him achieve his goal.

Basic strategy

Use the hands to use Computer and Keyboard.
You need Scrumpy to build, repair, and upgrade your articles. Collect money to get more scrumpy.
Kick your Computer with your foot to upgrade its power. Each kick adds more health and power.
Troll IRC to provide your teammates with sadness and headache. They also generate rage for you to use.
Link videos to help your team reach the rage faster.
Keep an eye out for admins attaching Sappers to your articles. Use your Keyboard to remove Sappers.

Weapons

Main article: Weapons

Note: Weapon damage is approximate and listed at base value. See individual weapon pages for additional figures.

Primary

Weapon	Kill Icon	Ammo Loaded	Ammo Carried	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
Stock Computer		unlimited	unlimited	Base: wiki Crit: internet	Allows player to build articles.
Unlock Flamer		200	200	Base: All places where you can communicate. Crit: Places where you cant communicate too.	Allows player to flame in IRC, forums, etc.

Secondary

Weapon	Ammo Loaded	Ammo Carried	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
Stock Cola	1	unlimited	N/A	Tastes really good. Makes your teeth go bad. When used, all damage dealt and damage taken are the same as before. Reduces the effects of sleep. The effect lasts 15 minutes then has to recharge while opening new bottle.
Unlock Beef Steak	1	300g	N/A	Restores health by 40 points. Makes your protein level go up.
Unlock Bottle of Scrumpy	1	unlimited	N/A	Everything seems funny. Makes you more stupid, slow and unbalanced. -40 Health

Melee

Weapon	Kill Icon	Ammo Loaded	Ammo Carried	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
Stock Fists		N/A	N/A	Base: Low Crit : Pretty low too	Its always a bad idea to use this weapon.
Unlock Axe		N/A	N/A	Base 65 Crit : 195	Good for chopping wood in your summerhome.