October 1, 202x Patch

Hey here's a fake Halloween patch woohoo, hope something on this gets added.

Source: Team Fortress 2 Update Released

Patch notes

Team Fortress 2

Scream Fortress ??? has arrived!

• Featuring 5 new community maps: Slaughter, Static, Frost Moon, Helltrain, and Undying
• Added the Hellish Heirloom Case
  • Contains 22 new community-created cosmetic items that make-up the Hellish Heirloom Collection
  • Has a chance to give one of 6 new community-created Halloween-restricted items as a bonus item
  • Has a chance to give a taunt Unusualifier as a bonus item
• Added 16 new community-created Unusual effects
  • 8 new effects for Unusual hats
  • 8 new effects for Unusual taunts
• Added the Scream Fortress ??? War Paint Case
  • Contains 13 new community-created War Paints that make-up the Scream Fortress ??? War Paint Collection
  • Has a chance to give a taunt Unusualifier as a bonus item
• All players who launch the game will receive a Soul Gargoyle if they don't already have one
  • Grants access to Merasmissions and Halloween item transmutations
  • Tracks Merasmissions completed and souls collected
• All Halloween Contracts have been reset, allowing them to be completed again
• Added new Contracts for this year's featured community maps
• Completing a Halloween Contract will give players a classic Halloween item and the chance for a Hellish Heirloom Case or Scream Fortress XIII War Paint Case
• Continue last year's event by collecting the souls of dead players for your Soul Gargoyle by killing enemies, doing map objectives, or collecting the Soul Gargoyles that spawn in the maps
• All cosmetic and taunt Cases will grant Halloween 202x Unusual effects instead of their normal Unusual effects during the event. This does not include Crates.
• Join Halloween matches by using the Special Events category in Casual
• Scream Fortress ??? runs through November 7th, 202x

General

• Added koth_slaughter to map rotation.
• Updated koth_lakeside_event
  • Reduced time for each round to 4 minutes.
  • Merasmus waits 30 seconds longer to appear each level.
  • Spies can no longer sap Engineer buildings during Truce.
• Updated koth_slasher
  • Reduced round timer to 5 minutes.
• Updated pl_breadspace
  • Fixed bug where cart model disappears on the player's client.
  • Fixed bug where cart pushing sound keeps playing in player's FOV.
  • Fixed victory music cutting off during first round.
  • Added more voice lines for The Astronaut.
  • Optimized some parts of the map.
• Updated pl_hoodoo
  • Players can no longer build teleporters inside BLU's spawn room in the 3rd stage.
• Added BLU skin for The Disguise Kit.
• Fixed exploit where Flamethrower particles can travel through spawn gates in some maps.
• Fixed Machina shot sound stacking.
• Fixed Missing particles for the Pumpkin Bombs spell on the Cow Mangler 5000.
• Fixed Panic Attack's broken reload animation.
• Fixed the Sniper Rifle not playing reload sound in 3rd person.
• Fixed War Paint Albedo Tint breaking under certain lighting in maps.
• Contract Points on Halloween contracts now behave like Jungle Inferno and Pyroland contracts.
• Updated minmode with community fixes from critical flaw.
• Updated main menu with community fixes from critical flaw.
• Updated weapon schema with community fixes from rabscootle.
• Updated kill icons with community fixes by NeoDement.
• Updated Gorge_(Capture_the_Flag) and Thunder_Mountain_(Capture_the_Flag) with community fixes from Louie Turner (bakscratch).
• Updated the class selection screen with community fixes from ficool2.
• Updated/Added some Tournament Medals
• Updated the localization files.
  • Re-added support for Arabic.
  • Added support for Hebrew, Icelandic, Frisian, Afrikaans, Tagalog, Indonesian, Hindi, and Vietnamese.

Undocumented changes

• Added Map stamps and Strange filters for Slaughter, Static, Frost Moon, Helltrain, and Undying.
• Updated weapon tips screen with community fixes from rabscootle.
• Updated cosmetic lighting with community fixes from ficool2.

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