(Voice): Wallacethewalrus

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YOU'RE ALL FCKED!! — Wallacethewalrus

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Melee weapons

"DAH BOOMSTICK" Level 9,000,000,000 Boomstick Kills all players on the field except for you Destroys all buildings on the field + 1,000,000 max health on wearer +10 seconds of charge duration -100% ammo carried for all weapons -100% clip size for all weapons "Shit just got serious"

"Dat' Axe" Level -5 Axe You'll get the girls with "Dat' Axe". You go fckin insane when you use it

"Saxton Hales' Fists" Level #@$1AbZ##! Fists "SAXTON HAAAAAAALE!"

"Big Fckin Knife" Level 0 Big Knife it's really fckin big

"Magic Pick-axe" Level infinity Pickaxe " It's made from magic metal mined by dwarves."

"Dat' Club" It's to awesome to have a level Haters will hate

"Rapesaw" Level 1010101000101011100111111010001 Saw "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE"

"Divider By Zero" Level divided by zero Fist Divides by zero when used

"Dosh Knife" Level DOSH Knife IT'S RAINING MUNNAY!!.

User Box

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