User:Focusknock

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No u fix it. — RJackson 'Lazybones'

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I think it's safe to say Focus is back again. ;) — CruelCow

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I clean up your failures so you can sip champagne in the IRC wearing your Wiki Cape eating your Wiki Cake looking at your Wiki Fakes.

Team Fortress 2 now currently has 5 tricornes and 4 baseball caps. You can prevent any more of these bland unimaginary hats from plaguing the game. Submit new and exciting hats to Contribute today.

Smashman only left because of you. I hope you're happy.

Trading Hilarities

Total offers for Max's Severed Head: 8

• 1st biggest offer: 2 unusuals (purple confetti tossle cap and vivid plasma christmas tree)
• 2nd biggest offer: 10 refined
• 3rd biggest offer: 4 Bill's Hats, all coloured differently

Total offers for Wiki Cap: 15

• 1st biggest offer: A crate and 5 weapons
• 2nd biggest offer: 4 weapons
• 3rd biggest offer: Can I have it for free?

Oh you traders. You so funny.

Achievements

Even if everyone hates me so much that I will never get Wikichievements, these are my accomplishments on the wiki.

• Created the weapon page guidelines on my own, with little help (lol and then they complain it's out of date and not had much work, tossers.)
• Rewrote practically every weapon page.
• Introduced the Update History concept to pages.

"Editor's Epiphany" Level 20 SPARKLE SPARKLE Have a gander at these little beauties This user has spent 1363 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2! This user has earned 291 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 56%! This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: March 24th, 2009 This user owns 31 hats! (Probably 30 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.) This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 160 frames per second. This user has earned 37 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 88%! This user has earned 17 of the 47 general achievements. That's 36%! This user has earned 34 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 83%! This user plays TF2 with a mouse. This user is British, and damn proud of it. This user supports Steam as a content delivery system. This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap. This user was one of the first 10,319 players to obtain the Ghastly Gibus. This user owns Max's Severed Head. This user owns the Big Kill. This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph. This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat. This user owns the Cheater's Lament. This user owns the Mann Co. Cap. Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap? This user owns the Frying Pan. This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head. This user owns the Dealer's Visor. This user owns the Iron Curtain. This user owns the Enthusiast's Timepiece. This user owns the License to Maim. This user owns the Lugermorph. This user owns the Dangeresque, Too? This user owns Foster's Facade. This user owns the Stockbroker's Scarf. This user owns the Bounty Hat. This user disguises as a Scout. Rainbows wish they could make him cry. This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!" g This user plays Garry's Mod. This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking. Custom DIE This user is a Soldier Hater. "All rockets, no brains, eh mate?" DERP This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice. :) This user gets other people to do stuff for them. This user cleans the wiki and doesn't afraid of anything. FK This user will probably arrange their userboxes into their initials later. This user stabs Trivia Executioners like cornish game hen This user lost too many duels to RJackson