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When handling the "Backburner" prototype flamethrower, please aim the dragon's head at your enemy, and proceed to burn them. Apply for 5 minutes, or until your enemy is in cinders. — Flamborsia on how to use weapons
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| Gender: | Male |
| Country: | USA/China |
| Language: | English/Chinese |
| Favorite Class: | Pyro |
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Biography of my Fascination with Team Fortress 2
Back when I was a laddie in Shanghai, I was fascinated by MMORPGs (Sadly, I'm still in Shanghai). Though I still love them (I'm gonna get RIFT and see what that's like), I have taken an about-face and become fascinated with FPSs. Because of the ridiculous amount of FPSs out there, I chose the one that made the least sense, namely Team Fortress 2. I enjoyed the ridiculously different and hilarious gameplay, and I got a bunch of other FPSs as a result. I enjoy puzzle games, FPSs, MMOs, RPGS, MMORPGS (obviously), and games that involve some kind of plot. Fortunately, there is enough of a plot in TF2 for me to like it.
I do not the amounts of damage some melee weapons do. The Scout, for example, brags about how he smashes skulls in. So why the heck does his Bat do less damage than a bloody rake, like the Back Scratcher? I plan to massively change the weapons and hats information. And the miscellaneous information, like glitches and turtling. And the paints. And the keys. And gifts. Alright, anything BUT strategy, because all I have in strategy is in Pyro, which consists of Backburner ambushes and Axtinguisher mayhem.
I also need a Vintage Texas Ten Gallon. So I really don't want a Wiki Cap particularly, even if I somehow got one. All I want is Earbuds and a Vintage Radigan Conagher Brown Texas Ten Gallon!
Ridiculous Amount of Userboxes
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This user likes Half-Life 2.
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This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
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This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.
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This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.
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This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
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This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.
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This user has spent 462 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!
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This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.
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This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!
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This user plays TF2 with a touchpad.
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This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
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This user has earned 289 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 56%!
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