User:Loungemen

This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”

This user is American, pardner!

This user knows their way around Photoshop.

There's a Mac at this user's home.

Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?

This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.

This user owns the Ghastly Gibus.

This user owns the Ghastlier Gibus.

This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.

This user owns the Haunted Metal Scrap.

This user is a Mercenary.

This user owns a Bronze Dueling Badge.

This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.

This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.

This user plays TF2 on a Macintosh.

This user likes Half-Life 2.

This user enjoys Portal.

This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.

This user owns The Orange Box.

This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.