User:Benjamuffin

"Itʻs just ham! Wait... What?"

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Dalokohs, itʻs delicious! — Benjamuffin

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Howdy, Iʻm Benjamuffin. Due to my lazy self in this particular moment, I have used Firestormʻs userpage as a template due to me simply not wanting to leave this page blank (and because face it, heʻs awesome).

I (and a fellow Spy) created The Dalokohs Bar and originally signed up to keep the facts straight on it. However since then I have enjoyed being a member of the wiki. It gives me an opportunity to use my love of grammar and the English language. It also makes me feel rather clever when I use all these fancy page altering codes, so thatʻs good too.

I own a server, somewhat proudly called "The Dalokohs Creators Server". You can find the ip, forums and other information at the site

Following Firestormʻs theme a little more:
My Steam page is here,
and my backpack is here.

User boxes

Main Class

This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”

Team Fortress Wiki

This user is a proud member of The Society for Underperforming Citizens to Klimb the Echelons of Rank (SUCKER)

This user watches the Recent Changes log.

Team Fortress 2

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user is a Backstabber!
This user is an honored Community contributor.	This user loves rocking out with his Earbuds.

Dynamic

This user has earned 282 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 54%!

This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.

This user owns 12 hats! (Probably 11 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

Melee Weapons

This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen!

Personal

This user drinks far too much Pepsi.

Gaming

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user likes Half-Life 2.
This user enjoys Portal.	This user owns The Orange Box.

Computer

This user's computer has Intel inside.

There's a Mac at this user's home.

Damage

• Base: 40 (28-54 damage)
• Mini-Crit: 54
• Critical Hit: 120, but only during Humiliation, charged via Kritzkrieg or during crit boost given after capturing intels.
• Backstab: 600% of the enemy's current health resulting in an instant kill if stabbed in the back (An arc of approximately 180° behind the player model).

Note: Yes thatʻs right... Iʻm a Spy. It seems all awesome people are.

Function times

• Eating Time: Lunch & Dinner. Though I eat between meals because Iʻm an individual and NO MANN makes me conform to their damn universal eating times!

Times are approximate and determined by community cooking.

Blueprint

Trivia

• I like the color Blue (though this has nothing to do with my team choice, which shall remain to myself for now).
• I eat weird things, such as chicken and ice cream.
• I prefer Pepsi over Coca-Cola.
• I voice act.
• Iʻm right behind you.

See also

• Dalokohs bar Strategy

Hat Checklist

Iʻve always wanted a hat checklist. Awesome...