User:TheUrbanist

TheUrbanist
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Basic information
Type:	Editor
Health:	100
Speed:	100% 1000% when there is a lot of bad trivia
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Spy :3
Favourite weapons:	Knife
Contact information

“

Где Ольга, мой чертов пулемет! Click to listen — 'TheUrbanist after a looooong day

”

Hello all, I'm editor of Wiki TF2, and... I'm from Russia! Да, не сомневайтесь DD!!!

DrAkcel 

 Bad trivia

Function

My job, fix bugs and add articles, which I think ... Not very complete, where possible this page more info!

My beauties

"Vintage Ludmila"
Level 42 Minigun
On Hit: 100% chance to slow target
75% damage done
30% slower spin up time
Because Natascha can't answer the question about life, universe and everything.

Vintage Camera Beard
Level 42 Wearable Hat
You wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you?

Vintage Hotrod
Level 42 Wearable Hat
Mock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs.

Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
Level 42 Axe
No random critical hits
-25 max health on wearer
Cursed by dark spirits similar to those that dwell within the Eyelander.

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Wiki-related stuff

This user is Russian. Beware of bears!	This user has been conscripted in the 'Official Team Fortress Wiki Jarate Drinking Championships!' Moronia!	ru Для этого участника русский язык является родным.
en-3 This user has advanced knowledge of English.	This user has made over 50 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki!	This user is a Team Fortress Wiki translator!
This user proudly proclaims themself a Wiki Trivia Executioner	This user watches the Recent Changes log.

Common TF2 Stuff

This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”	This user is a Soldier of Fortune. Hire Date: October, 1, 2008 (12:11PM UTC)	This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.
This user is an employee of BLU.	This user has earned 237 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 46%!	This user has spent 120 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!
This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”	This user is a Demopan. “Stout Shako for 2 Refined!”	This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”
This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”	This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.

My gaming life

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user prefers Half-Life 1.	This user likes Half-Life 2.
This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.