User:Lancer anti-tank Rocket/Hatstand
| “ | Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads
— William Prescott at the Battle of Bunker Hill
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Unless you plan on ogling my Hat-rack all day, get outta here, Stalka!
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Scout Headgear
Bonk Helm
Level 44
When drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.
Gift from: maXx
Date Received: February 17, 2011 (19:00:59 GMT)
( Not Tradeable, Not Usable in Crafting )
Owner's Notes: A Batting Helmet with 2 Cans of Bonk! Atomic Punch attached to either side and a long straw linking from both to the user's Mouth. This particular Bonk Helm was saved from deletion by its previous owner by mere seconds.
Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
Level 1
Straight outta control point.
Owner's Notes: A Beanie commonly worn by Gangs in streets like Boston. It is also worn as Winter wear on occasion.
Sniper Headgear
Shooter's Sola Topi
Level 11
Perfect for exploring the outback and inside of people's heads.
Owner's Notes: A Hat often worn by explorers in tropical climates. This one is worn by an explorer of people's brains and what remains of them.
Soldier Headgear
Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 40
I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT.
Owner's Notes: A Viking-shaped Helmet with Horns. One of the Horns broke off just after obtaining it. It was jammed into the previous owner's skull.
Exquisite Rack
Level 51
Owner's Notes: A pair of Antlers duct-taped onto a Helmet. They are capable of shredding anyone foolish or unfortaunte enough to land on them.
Demoman Headgear
Demoman's Fro
Level 86
Owner's Notes: A large Afro from the 70s. It has a headband on to tame it slightly.
Sober Stuntman
Level 60
A sticky-jumper's best friend.
Owner's Notes: A helmet commonly worn by Stuntmen at shows. It protects the head from crash landings.
Medic Headgear
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean
Level 6
Owner's Notes: A Fedora with a brightly coloured feather in the Side. It is often worn while drinking form a Beer Stein.
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 62
We can't pronounce it either.
Owner's Notes: A Mirror often worn by Doctors and occasionally Dentists. It is believed to be pronounced "Ot-toe-lar-rin-go-low-gist's Mi-ra".
Ze Goggles
Level 24
Nothing.
Owner's Notes: A pair of radioactive goggles that do little next to nothing for protecting the eyes from radiation and so are simply cosmetic.
HW-Guy Headgear
Dealer's Visor
Level 50
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
Owner's Notes: A green visor with a band. It is commonly worn by dealers at a Poker Table to keep the light out of their Eyes. Now used in conjunction with Iron Curtain to keep the sunlight out of one's eyes while they work.
Coupe D'isaster
Level 57
"Gentlemen Heavy..."
Owner's Notes: A somewhat realistic toupee that was badly styled. It, sadly, cannot be shaped into something more elegant.
Magnificent Mongolian
Level 28
Owner's Notes: An elegant Hat worn by authoritive figures in Mongolia. It tends to be a Hat well known among Monglians.
Pyro Headgear
Pyro's Beanie
Level 65
Owner's Notes: A small cap with a Helicopter propellor mounted on top. This is the first ever Hat obtained by [UGS 2nd]Lancer @nti-tank Rocket over 1.5 Years ago in September 2009. Because of this, this Hat is not to leave their backpack under any circumstances.
Old Guadalajara
Level 53
This hat adds spice to any occasion.
Owner's Notes: An oversized Sombrero similar to the ones worn in Mexico. It is believed to be pronounced "Gwa-da-la-har-ra", where the "j" in "Guadalajara" tends to be included in the name. However, it is merely a silent "j" and should be replaced with a "h".
Vintage Foster's Facade
Level 1
Owner's Notes: A white Gas Mask with optical lenses. It is also worn by Mr. Foster from "Killing Floor".
Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf
Level 1
Owner's Notes: A simple Tie commonly worn by Office workers. It replaces any Napalm Grenades as it can easily catch fire if one goes off.
Spy Headgear
Familiar Fez
Level 86
Owner's Notes: A Saharan Fez complete with Shades. It can be used for stealth missions, especially if used in conjunction with Your Eternal Reward and L'etranger.
Le Party Phantom
Level 52
Owner's Notes: An elegant Mask often used in Theatre Plays. It can make anyone who wears it look like a certain Phantom.
Engineer Headgear
Texas Ten Gallon
Level 1
Though it looks like a simple ten gallon, this modern feat of engineering actually contains mroe moving parts than a level 2 sentry gun.
Owner's Notes: A Beanie commonly worn by Gangs in streets like Boston. It is also worn as Winter wear on occasion.
