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Troll. Not just a mood, a way of life.
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| “ | I made an airplane out of stone... I always did like staying home.
— Shel Silverstein
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| “ | Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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| “ | The wheel that squeaks loudest is the first to be replaced.
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| “ | Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.
— Jay Leno
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| “ | Do not overestimate the decency of the human race.
— Henry Louis Mencken
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| “ | Two great European narcotics, alchohol and Christianity.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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| “ | An alchoholic is someone who you do not like who drinks as much as you do.
— Dylan Thomas
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| “ | I am ashes where once I was fire.
— Lord George Gordon Byron
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| “ | It is now beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics.
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| “ | He would make a lovely corpse.
— Charles Dickens
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| “ | Live fast, die young, make a pretty corpse.
— Richard Wright
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| “ | The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
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| “ | It's hard to remember the goal to drain the swamp when we are up to our waist in alligators.
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