User:Triscuitable

I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) Livin' the American dream. At least I put some effort in it to get there.

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No, no, no, say it with me. Like the cracker. Triss-kit-uh-bowl. It's simple, it's not "Try-sceeoot-uh-bowl" or "Trusk-int-ibol". — Triscuitable

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Things For Me To Boast About (Which Isn't Much)

This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!” This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.

This breuker is Scottish, an naebody shoud think ithergates! This user is American, pardner!

This user is a Soldier of Fortune. This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser.

This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker. This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.

Custom Items, Because VALVe Won't Listen To Reccomendations

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Template:Dictionary/items/gingerly tousle sweep
Level 14 Hairstyle
+45% female attraction.
+30% increase in attempted bee pollination.
"Because being part of a three-hundredth of a percent of the human population makes everyone jealous."