Odzywki Skauta

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Scout has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands).

Odzywki związane z zabiciem

Kill Streak with Primary Weapon

"That's what I'm talking about!" [Evil Laughter] [Happy Laughter] [Happy Laughter 2] "Jesteś zownedwany!" [Happy Laughter 3] [Happy Laughter 4] [Long Laughter] "Yeah...yeah!" [Long Laughter 2] "Not so tough now are ya? Are ya?!" "You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort."

Zniszczenie budowli

"I broke your stupid crap, moron!"

Kill assist

"Way to go, pally!" "We got 'em, we got 'em!"

Zabicie Skauta

"You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watchin' ya fly through a windshield."

Zabicie Pyro

"Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery!"

Zabicie z broni Wręcz

Shared with all melee weapons "Bonk!" "Boink!" "Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!" "How's that feel, wimp?" Melee killing a Heavy "Eat it, fatty!" Bat / Sandman kill "Yo, batter up!" "Yo, I oughta' be on a baseball card!" "I'm battin' a thousand!" "Ya head's a freakin' Bat magnet!" "'Ey, is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in?" Holy Mackerel / Fan O'War kill "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy." "Oh hey! You suck." [Happy Laughter] "You got owned!" Candy Cane kill "Sweet!" "You're all losers!" "You wimps suck!" Boston Basher / Three-Rune Blade kill "Man, your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!" "I wasted you!" Sun-on-a-Stick kill "Ey, who's on fire now?" "Is-is anyone even payin' attention ta me?" "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"

Odzywki przy Dominacji

Domination

"Yeah that's right!"

Dominacja Skauta

"Hit the bricks pal, you're done." "Ha ha! Look at you! You look like you ran through traffic!" "Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win." "Oh what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?" "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy." "I will never... stop... killing you." "You... are... terrible!" "I am the Scout here!" "Dis map ain't big enough for da two of us!" "Hid da road, bozo, let a real Scout get ta work!"

Dominacja Żołnierza

"Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet!" "What is your major malfunction, brudda?" "Drop dead and give me 20!" "You're a disgrace to ya uniform, pal!" (Imitating Soldier)"Dis-missed!" "Dere ain't enough crits in da world ta kill me!"

Dominacja Pyro

"It's starting to bore me how much you suck." "Ey, who's on fire now?" "Yo, if ya didn't want me ta kill ya, ya shoulda said somethin'!" "Repeat after me: 'muhmuhmuh I'm dead!'" "Take dat, ya dumb, bib-wearin' dope!" "Eat it, ya mute frickin' moron!" "Yeah, nice moves, mumbles!"

25px  Dominacja Demomana

"Y'just got freakin' dominated knucklehead awright let's do this." "I don't usually kill morons this fast." "Yeah, next time, try two eyes!" "Blow that up, cyclops!" "The best man won, ya bomb-throwing drunk!" "Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!" "'Depth perception', pal, look into it."

Dominacja Grubego

"Drink it in, pal. That's how failure tastes." "Would you just look at you? I mean, look at you." "I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!" "Today ain't ya day, pancakes!" "$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!" "Dem $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are dey?" "I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight. Whad'ya think about that?" "Ain't so hard now, are ya, fat-cakes?" "I... eat... your...sandwiches. I eat 'em up!" (a reference to the "milkshake" quote from the film "There Will Be Blood") "Nice hustle, 'tons of fun!' Next time, eat a salad!" "Hey lard-fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do thay? "I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!" (A possible reference to the remake of 'The Producers' "You fat fat fatty fat walrus! Give me the fat books!")

Dominacja Inżyniera

"Is that all you got, moron?" "Ey, here's something you can invent next time: Ducking!" "Here's something you shoulda built: A Not-Dyin'-Machine!" "Don't bring a wrench to a gunfight!" "Here's a schematic for ya: My ass!" "Hey overalls! You suck!" "Lotta good dat hardhat didja!"

Dominacja Medyka

"If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free." "You're gettin' dominated, chucklehead!" "Domination. Look it up. "Diagnosis: You suck!" "Ooh hoo hoo, ya gun shoots medicine! It's intimidatin'!" "Where's your precious Hippo-crates now?" "Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag!" ("Deutsch" is German for "German") "I... hate... doctors!" "[sigh] Docta, docta, docta..."

Dominacja Snajpera

"Look at this, just caved in your skull- my Bat's still dry. No clumps a' hair, nothin'." "Snipe dat, ya frickin' coward!" "That fancy scope of yours, bet ya got a REAL good view of me killin' ya!" "You camped da whole time for dis?!" "It was a mercy killin', ya live in a... camper van!" "You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny! I got a frickin'... such a tiny li'l head!"

Dominacja Szpiega

"Disguise dat!" "Dominated, ya shapeshiftin' rat!" "Hard ta stab a guy in da back when he's beatin' ya freakin' head in, huh?" "Hehey, look, you shape shifted into a dead guy!"

Dominacja wroga z broni wręcz

"I wasted you!" "How do ya like me now, blockhead?" "Ya like that, chucklenuts? "Boom! I'm back, dummy!" "Remember me? Yeah, ya do!" Don't you ever cross me again! "What have we learned? I always win!" "Who's the tough guy now, huh tough-guy?" "Still think you're funny, funny-man?" "Bang! I make it look easy!" "I did it" "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free." "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?" "Hey, nice shootin' there!" "Ya got anything smart ta say now?"

Event-related responses

Round Start

"Play ball!" "Let's get 'em!" "Eat my dust!" "Wohoooo!" "Let's waste 'em!"

Sudden Death

"This sucks on ice!" "Boooooooo!" (Blows a Raspberry) "Frickin' unbelieveable." "This did not just happen!" "No seriously, you all suck!" "What the hell is youse guys' problem?" "Ah, jeez!" "This sucks!" "What the hell was that crap?" "This is a real frickin' embarrassment." "'Kay, this does not look good here, um..."

Stalemate

"You have got to be kidding!" "You gotta be kiddin' me!" "I can not believe this!" "Auugghh!"

Set on Fire

"Fiyah, fiyah, fiyah!" "Oh I'm burnin', I'm-I'm burnin'!"

Oblany Śikwondo lub Wściekłe Mleko

"Awwww!" "Auugghh!" "Ah, jeez!"

Teleportation

"Thanks for the ride!" "Hey good job there, hardhat!" "Thanks for that, tough guy!"

Leczony przez Medyka

"[deep exhale] Yeah, thanks, doc." "Thanks, doc." "Alright, I feel good."

Podczas efektu Ubercharge

"Ya got anything smart ta say now?" "Look at me!" "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!" "Hey, lotta' good that gun didya!"

Upon picking up a baseball

"Got da ball back!" "Play ball!" "Found mah ball!" "Oh dere's my ball!" "I love my ball!"

Being attacked while on red health, Bonk! Atomic Punch equipped

"C'mon, c'mon!" "Work dammit!" "Ah, crap!" "What?!" "Aw, crap." "Ah, crap!"

Osiągnięcie Odblokowane

"'Ey look at me, look at me!" "Hey, look at me, Ma!" "Aw, fellas!" "Hi, Ma!" "Look at me!" "No otha' class gonna do dat!" "You see dat?" "You seein' dis?" "I'll put it in my trophy room, with the othas." "I don't know who to thank first... oh, I know, me!'"' "Bang! I make it look easy!"

Odzywki z bronią

Upon drinking Bonk! Atomic Punch

"Un-freakin' touchable!" "Ya can't hit what ain't dere!" "Wananananana" (Sound effect from The Million Dollar Man) "I'm a freakin' blur, here!" "(Demandingly) Look at me!"

Dodging shots under Bonk! Atomic Punch's influence

"Ha." "Missed me!" "Dat didn't hurt." "Psyche!" "Nice try, pal!" "Oh what's up?" "Didn't hurt." "Woo!" "Heheh." "Eyy!" "Yeah!" "Oop!" "Wah!" "Wa-ha!" "Ho-wah!" "Wah!" "Ha" "Nope!" "Sor-ry!" "Nope." "De-nied!" "Woosh!" "Ping!" (Sarcastically) "What?!" "Ahah!" "Poing!" "Eheheh." (Whooshing sound) "Aheheh." "Weak!" "Dummy!" "Moron!" "Dumbass!" "Nice aim!" "Punk!" "Wuss!" "Yoink!" "Yoink!"

Firing a weapon while under the effects of Crit-a-Cola

Only spoken if the attack occurs about 1 second from the activation. "You morons are about to catch a real beatin'." "You seein' dis?" "That's what I'm talking about!"

Crit-a-Cola's effects wear off

"Ah, crap!" "What?!" "Aw, crap."

Mad Milk toss

"Yo, heads up!" "Hey, wimps!" "Catch dis."

On stunning an enemy

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hitchya... No, wait, yeah I did." "Oh, dat's a skull fracture for sure!" "Ohh, I got alla dat one." "Dere's a dingah for ya!" "Downtown!" "Home-frickin'-run!" "Gotta nice piece a dat!" "Nice catch, knucklehead!" "Good 'ands, buddy!" "Good catch, dummy!" "Wayta duck!" "Nice hustle!" "Yo, heads up!" "Ding-dong!" "Think fast, chucklenuts!" "Real smooth, dummy!"

Attacking with the Sandman

"Batter up!" "Catch dis." "Batta swing!" "Major League!"

Objective-related responses

After Picking Up Intelligence

"Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"

After Capturing Intelligence

"Yeah, it's ours now!" "I'm not even winded." "I got it, I got it, I got it!" "Is-is anyone even payin' attention ta me?"

After Capturing Control Point

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "Yeah!" "I got it, I got it!" "No problem!"

Standing on captured Point, firing weapon

"Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!" "Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!"

Standing on a cappable Control Point, firing weapon

"Hey, get on the cap, guys!" "Stand on the freakin' cap!" "Let's get on the cap, fellas!" "Get on the cap, ya dopes!"

Defense

"Way to go slugger!" "Yes!" "Oh yeah!" "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!" "Hey, lotta' good that gun didya!" "Oh hey! You suck."

Payload-related responses

Attacking: Cart Goes Forward

"Push!" "Mush, you lazy bums!" "Keep pushin' it!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "Keep it movin', guys!" "Go, go, go!" "Push da freakin' cart!" "Keep dat cart movin'!" "C'mon, move da cart!"

Attacking: Cart Goes Back

"Dat ain't da right way, guys!" "What da hell's goin' on?" "Aw, cripes, da cart!" "Is someone gonna push da freakin' cart?" "Da cart's movin' backwards!" "Aw, jeez, da cart!" "No, no, no! The cart!" "Anyone else pushing dis thing?"

Defending: Cart Goes Forward

"We gotta stop dat thing!" "Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!" "What the hell is everyone doin'?!"

Defending: Cart Goes Back

"Return ta freakin' sender!" "Awright, awright!" "Hey now we doin' it, now we doin' it!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "What, ya guys give up?" "Yo, it should be goin' dat way!"

Attacking: Stay Close to Cart

"Stay by da cart, fellas!" "Git ova here!" "Stay close, guys!" "Let's all push dis thing!" "We pushin' dis thing or what?" "Li'l help pushin' da cart?"

Attacking: Cart Has Stopped

"Da freakin' cart stopped!" "What da hell?! Who stopped pushin' da cart?!" "Push it, push it push it!"

Defending: Stop The Bomb

"Ey, we gotta stop it!" "Gotta stop da cart!" "Let's stop dat freakin' thing!"

Odzywki związane zDuelem

Zaczęcie Pojedynku

"Let's go." "Bring it." "Let's do dis." "You 'n me." "C'mon, tough guy!"

Duel Accepted

"Słotko!" "Ooooh yeah, you're real scary!" "I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha', I'm gonna headbutt cha'!" "Yeah, come get some, you frickin' wuss!" "Yeah!"

Duel Rejected

"You have got to be kidding!" "You gotta be kiddin' me!" "I can not believe this!" "Auugghh!" "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy." "I will never... stop... killing you." "Boooooooo!" "Frickin' unbelieveable." "Wassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"

Unused Responses

Dodging shots under Bonk! Atomic Punch's influence

"Too slow!" "So close!"

Double jumping

"Hehey, I'm flyin'!" "Woo hoo hoo!" "Look at you chuckleheads down there!" "Hey, I can see my base from here!" "Look at me, Ma!"

Apex of triple jump

"Woohoohoohoo!" "Yeaheaheah!" "Woooooo!" "Yeaahehehhh!"

Domination

Both of the lines below lack lip synching. "Are you even tryin'?" "Yo, did ya even see me hittin' ya?"