User:Clank

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arch: i hope nobody tries to get in this place, i don't think i could pull the trigger with these fingers clank: no problem, we could always throw icicles at an intruder! everyone: HOA HOA HOA HOA!! — Mumble conversation 2011

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The Basics

Yaaaaaooo.

Clank. I play on the UC servers, watch stuffs, read books (GOD I LOVE BOOKS), go to school, and such nonsense.

Also sometimes, when it's bedtime, I like to curl up with a warm drink and my Pinkie Pie toy- I MEAN watch monster trucks and wrestle bears and drink beer. Yeah let's go with that.

In this backpack

"Rocket Launcher disabled on this server." Level 1 feet shooter "Please use telekinesis instead."

"Sonic Screwdriver" Level 5 lockpick "Get it, "screw-driver", lolololo"

"SKILL CANNON" Level 5 Minigun I only play pro classes such as pro heavy for pro players such as myself

"FOR FUCKS SAKE LAERIN GET BACK HERE" Level 1 Proclamation to Laerin to stop jumping onto enemy reconnoitering specialists and reestablish position in safeguarding my own being in order to secure this team's medicinal provision

Trivia

• Clank mains soldier and demoman because he can't aim.
  • Everyone laugh at him.
• Clank has obtained and used way too many nametags.
• Some of Clank's favorite games are SpaceChem, Deus Ex, the Sam & Max series, Sven Coop, the Mass Effect series, and Engine Driver - Drive a Steam Train GOTY 2011
• This user only plays pro classes such as proro for pro players such as himself
• The Medik recently bought Clank a backpack expander. As of time of writing, Clank is working the coal mines for him.