User:TinyTedDanson

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Not interesting enough to be quoted on anything, too stupid to make his own page without copy/paste. — Me on myself

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If you've reached this page, you've undoubtedly got here because you find the internet to be a threatening place, and clicked this frantically to try and reach a page of use. Since you may or may not be in idiot, kindly try to go back or, failing that, screech and punch the keyboard until assistance arrives.

Mah profile.	List of things I haven't achieved.	List of the things I don't have.

Generic Stuff:

As of 3 October, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 14 years, 0 months, 1 day (since 02 October, 2010).

This user is British, and damn proud of it.

This user "enjoys" Team Fortress 2 at 4 frames per second.

This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!

Editing Stuff:

This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.

de-1 Dieser Benutzer beherrscht Deutsch auf grundlegendem Niveau.

This user watches the Recent Changes log.

Main Class Stuff:

This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”

This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen!

This user is sappin' mah sentry!

This user still spies the Old Way , and Top-Rating is his only Eternal Reward!

TF2 Stuff:

This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: August 25, 2010

This user has earned 298 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 57%!

This user has spent 510 hours of his life playing Team Fortress 2!

This user drinks far too much tea.

Irrelevant Stuff:

This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.

This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.

This user is an employee of SpaceChem.

This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.