User:Fyahweather/Template:WeaponUserboxes

Scout

This user is absolutely stunning.	The Devil uses this weapon to plug up his toilet or something.	Winds of Gravel Pit Scout brings on his trusty fan! You are marked for death	This user may have a cool new weapon, but he's still an idiot. Anyone got a plaster?
This user jumps higher than you.

Soldier

This user has gotten close enough to death to become Death itself.

This user can dig out your skull, but fails at digging out dirt.

Pyro

No one expects the Pyro Axtinguishion!	Spies? What spies?	This user uses an automobile jack with a car battery strapped to its base instead of a proper weapon.	Don't rely on flame throwers to ignite people, use an axe like a man!
This user destroys buildings in Red Faction: Armageddon AND in Team Fortress 2!	You've got mail!

Demoman

HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS	This user cuts through skulls like butter!	This user is man enough to steal the Horseless Headless Horsemann's weapon and live.	Might this Persuader be used to Persuade you of your hat?
This user can decapitate people with a golf club.

Heavy

This user has a mean right hook. And a mean left hook. And a mean pair of boxing gloves in general.	This user runs faster than you. You're not sure how.	This user beats people to death with his bear hands.	This user beats the snot out of his enemies' pineal glands! This user also has no idea what pineal glands are.
This user wants you to sign this contract here, and beat it.

Engineer

This user amputated his hand and somehow got a health boost. Go figure.

This user does not have a Golden Wrench, but has this userbox which is just as awesome.

This user would like to show you how we greet people in Texas.

This user can build a Dispenser faster than you can. You can probably destroy it faster, though.

Medic

This user promises this won't hurt.

This user's weapon has a marked resemblance to an ADAM Harvester.

This user is a practitioner of musical healing.

Hippocrates would be horrified to know this user kills people with a marble bust of him.

Sniper

This user is dominating bleedin'.

This user called a bush wack.

Spy

This user is you.

Start off with low health Kill somebody with this knife Steal all of their health

This user is thinking he got gipped for something dinky and broken.

Soldier/Demoman

Riddle: This user is not a Scout, yet caps twice as fast as you do. How can this be?

This user fries maggots, scrumpy, and refined metal upon his weapon.

Soldiers and Demos Can duel with katanas For a one-hit kill