User:EMD SD90ACe

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Toronto Transit Commission (steam name]

Hey look, buddy, I'm a tf2 player, that means I solve problems

Not problems like "What is loveliness", because that would fall under your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems.

F'rinstance, how am I gonna stop a pack of scouts from chasing me?

The answer... use a Cow Mangler.

And if that don't work...

Use more Mangler!

Like this, heavy duty 5-clip laser launcher, built by me...

Tested by me...

...and you best hope, not pointed at you.