Hᴇʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ! Nᴏᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ (ʏᴇᴛ) ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs sᴏᴍᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙᴀsɪᴄ ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ:
> Mʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs Mɪᴛᴄʜ.
> I ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ Cᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ.
> I ᴀᴍ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ 21 (ʟᴇɢᴀʟ ᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ Cᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ).
> I ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs sᴏɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴᴇ. Tʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ.
> Sᴍᴀʟʟᴄᴀᴘs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ. Eᴠᴇʀ. EVER!