User:Texaneer

“

Hey look, buddy. I'm an Texaneer — that means I'm engineer. — Texaneer

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Bio

Name: Mike Location of origin: "Tiny itty-bitty country of madness(Read:Poland) Job: Weapon merchant Motto: "Like to make things" Emblems: 50px  50px Description: A devious artist and Youtuber, engineer named Texaneer joined here to this wiki to translate and correct some pages. As usual he's bored so he puts random "SUPER SECRIT GUNZ!!!" here for no reason."Maybe I'll submit one of them to Advanced Weaponiser or Randomizer..."- he said. The reason is as unknown as Pyro's true face.

Equipement

• Headwear – Texas Ten Gallon: A headwear item for the Engineer.
• Misc – Deus Specs: A miscellaneous item for the Engineer.
• Primary – Widowmaker: On hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo, No reload necessary, Per Shot: -30 metal,Uses metal as ammo.
• Melee - Gunslinger: Replaces standard Sentry Gun with Combat Mini-Sentry Gun, Increases maximum health by 25 points, Guarantees a Critical hit on a third consecutive punch, No random Critical hits.

Texan Weaponiser

Maybe I'll suggest them to Mecha... (Note: None of these models belongs to me)

Weapons
Class	Weapon	Attributes/Notes
Multiple classes	100px Melee Law Bringer Level 1337 Court Hammer	Crits on your nemesis  No random critical hits  +5% critical hit vulnerability on wearer
Multiple classes	100px Secondary/Primary Chaser's Spreader Level 15 Shotgun	Alt-fire: Fires 2 shells at once with wide range and deals double damage  +50% max primary ammo on wearer(Engineer)  +25% max secondary ammo on wearer(Soldier and Heavy)  -20% damage done
Scout	100px Secondary Marker gun Level 1 Pistol	On hit: Marks target.Enemy will leave a trail for 15 seconds  +50% max secondary ammo on wearer  No random critical hits  -60% clip size  -20% damage done  Uses tracer rounds
Soldier	Primary mysterious box Level 100 Random launcher	Rockets randomly applies following effects:  On hit: target is engulfed in flames  On hit: bleeding for 5 seconds  On hit: +15 health for user and nearby teammates  On hit: coats enemy in mad milk for 10 seconds  On hit: coats enemy in jarate for 8 seconds  On hit: +25% charge for healer  -35% damage done  -25% clip size  No random critical hits  Cannot be crit boosted
Demoman	100px Primary Bombsuit Level 10 Bodysuit	-50% Damage taken from own explosions  -50% explosion damage resistance on wearer  -10% slower move speed on wearer  Grants its abilities passively, does not need to be selected
Heavy	100px Primary Urshula Level 10 Minigun	+50% faster spin up time  +30% faster move speed while deployed  -10% damage done  30% longer spin down time  No random critical hits
	100px Melee Sun fist Level 15 Boxing gloves	On hit by fire:+100% chance for mini-crit hit  On hit by fire:+30% faster move speed on wearer  No random critical hits  +25% fire damage vulnerability on wearer
Sniper	100px Primary Reaper Level 42 futuristic sniper rifle	This weapon is a silent killer  -50% reduced firing sound from distance  +10% max primary ammo on wearer  -25% headshot damage  -20% damage done
Spy	100px Melee Night spirit Level 50 Knife	Silent killer: No attack noise from backstabs  No killcam to victim. Kills will be marked as suicides  User can't see enemy health  Kills olny by backstab
	100px Melee Chunk-o-gold Level 100 Gold nugget	Imbued with an ancient power  Silent killer: No attack noise from backstabs  On Hit by Fire: Become fireproof for 2 seconds  Backstab turns victim to pure gold  Melts in fire, regenerates after 15 seconds

Random

It's random

I have no idea...
Class	Weapon	Attributes/Notes
Scout	Melee Flag tracker Level 5 ACE Club	On hit: Forces enemy with intelligence to drop it  Picking dropped intelligence will automaticly return to base  No random critical hits  -1 capture rate on wearer
Soldier	Melee Zeus Level 5 ACE sword	+20% faster move speed on wearer  On kill: critical hits for 5 seconds  -10 max health on wearer
Heavy	Melee Regaining fists of syntetic Level 5 ACE fists	On kill: 100% health restored  +20% faster firing speed  -20 max health on wearer
Engineer	Primary Rapid Gunner Level 5 ACE Pulse rifle	Does not require ammo  No reload: Clip based on self-recharging  +15% faster firing speed  No random critical hits  -15% slower weapon deploy
Medic	Primary Linker Level 5 ACE Pulse rifle	Does not require ammo  Alt-fire: Fires a beam that deals damage, heals teammates and repairs buildings  Beam can steal 1% of enemy medic charge  repairing and healing with beam will drain 1% ubercharge  Beam can't overheal teammates  -25% damage done