Mozart

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Mozart
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Basic information
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Type:	#1 Mozart Fan
Gender:	Male
Health:	-20
Speed:	100% 500% when being chased by bastard Pyros
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes:	Engineer, Spy, Medic
Favorite maps:	Foundry, Coldfront, Nightfall, Thunder Mountain
Favorite weapons:	Southern Hospitality Ambassador
Favorite hats:	Texas Ten Gallon
Contact information
Steam page:	=(e)=™ Mozart

“

Because penis. — Mozart

”

Exactly why you're here, hell if I know. But guten tag anyways!

Ohey. I'm Mozart: mediocre student and TF2 fanatic by day, mediocre music composer by night. I'm surely the biggest Mozart nerd on the site and arguably Team Fortress 2, and damn proud of it too. I play both Engineer and Spy as main classes (a bit of an oxymoron, eh?), but I'm more of an Engie at heart. Also a semi-frequent Medic: yeah, you're welcome, assholes.

Userboxes or something like that

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es-2 Este usuario tiene un conocimiento intermedio del español.

This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.	As of 30 December, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 13 years, 3 months, 14 days (since 16 September, 2011).
This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”	This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”
This user's gamertag is: SlightlyIllegal.	This user is American, pardner!
This user is credit to team?... “Nope”	This user is buildin' a Sentry
This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: June 4, 2010 (22:32:32 GMT)	This user is an idiot. Anyone got a plaster?
This user owns a Balaclavas are Forever Vintage Texas Ten Gallon.	This user owns a Vintage Southern Hospitality.
This user owns a Vintage Frontier Justice.	This user owns a Vintage Gunslinger.
Cheers, mate!	This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.
This user used to be an editor like you. Then he took an arrow to the knee.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.

Some music this Mozart nerd plays TF2 to

I even skipped to the "best" parts of the songs, for you impatient non-classical music people.

• Eine kleine nachtmusik, Movement 1, K. 525

• Piano Concerto No. 10 in E-flat major, Movement 1, K. 365
• Piano Concerto No. 22 in E-flat major, Movement 1, K. 482
• Piano Concerto No. 24 in C minor, Movement 1, K. 491
• Piano Concerto No. 5 in D major, Movement 1, K. 175
• Sinfonia Concertante for violin and viola in E-flat major, Movement 1, K. 364
• Symphony No. 41 in C major, Movement 4, K. 551
• Symphony No. 39 in E-flat major, Movement 4, K. 543
• Symphony No. 36 in C major, Movement 4, K. 425
• Violin Concerto No. 3 in G major, Movement 1, K. 216
• Piano Quartet No. 1 in G minor, Movement 1, K. 478

Hat Fortress 2

You can never have too much mint.

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Scattergun

Pistol

Strange Boston Basher Rank: Somewhat Threatening

Ye Olde Baker Boy

Deus Specs

Mercenary

Strange Liberty Launcher Rank: Sufficiently Lethal

Vintage Buff Banner

Equalizer

Tyrant's Helm Paint: A Mann's Mint

Deus Specs

Mercenary

Flamethrower I used to have a level 100 vintage Backburner, but frankly I don't know where the hell it went.

Vintage Flare Gun

Vintage Axtinguisher

Vintage Merryweather Paint: Muskelmannbraun

Whiskered Gentleman

Deus Specs

Strange Loch-n-Load Rank: Unremarkable

Stickybomb Launcher

Vintage Pain Train

Scotsman's Stove Pipe

Deus Specs

Mercenary

Minigun

Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich

Killing Gloves of Boxing

Officer's Ushanka

Deus Specs

Mercenary

Vintage Frontier Justice

Vintage Wrangler

Vintage Southern Hospitality

Vintage Texas Ten Gallon Paint: Balaclavas are Forever

Builder's Blueprints Paint: Australium Gold

Deus Specs

Strange Blutsauger

"The Erotic Love Beam" I literally don't remember how I acquired this; I didn't name it

Vintage Übersaw

Vintage Tyrolean Paint: A Mann's Mint

Dr. Whoa Paint: A Mann's Mint

Deus Specs

Strange Bazaar Bargain

Darwin's Danger Shield

Strange Bushwacka

Shooter's Sola Topi Paint: Team Spirit

Deus Specs

Mercenary

Vintage Ambassador

Vintage Cloak and Dagger

Strange Your Eternal Reward Rank: Wicked Nasty

Charmer's Chapeau Paint: A Mann's Mint

Dr. Whoa Paint: A Mann's Mint

Le Party Phantom

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