Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so surgically enhanced! And this Wiki Cap - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have made daddy promise that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other nominees, I want each of you to know how totally mega-pumped your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a Carnival Cruise and obsess about how great my thighs have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda wrinkly
You know, there are so many back-stabbing Napoleon Complex-suffering studio execs< to thank! First off though, I want to pay off the glorified prostitutes of the Academy, who looked deep within their wallets before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Moses, for being such a powerful force in my kitchen. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you fellow Wiki users, and good night!
-- Benjamoose 
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