April 1, 2022 Patch
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Source: Team Fortress ඞ Update Released
Patch notes
Team Fortress 2
- Added new game mode 'Battle Royale' to the TF2 Beta
- Players can build walls and stairs using materials gathered from the environment
- Check out the blog post for more information
- Added Team Fortress 2 Plus
- $4.01 per month
- Can be purchased as a gift
- Can be found as a random reward item after completing a Competitive Match
- Added Pumpkin Pie to the Mann Co. Store. Available until September 30, 2022.
- Very expensive
- Limited stock
- Single use
- Tasty!
- Updated the Teleporter
- Now it shows an special effect on teleporting!
- Fixed bread spawning from the teleporter
- Updated
cp_manor_event
to improve safety- Patched some holes in the floor that lead to bottomless pits
- Removed all pumpkins to prevent a certain other-worldly spirit from possessing them
- Replaced all open flames with light bulbs
- Reworked the electrical wiring to be up to code
- Updated Taunt: Fresh Brewed Victory to use a can of √ beer instead of a coffee mug
- Updated the Half-Zatoichi
- Can now deflect attacks when timed right
- Still no random critical hits
- Updated Demoman's shields
- Added a durability system
- Can now parry if you git gud
- Extended the length of the Scout's bacon legs to enable him to reach higher places
- Increased chance for Spy to say certain voice lines when within a 10 meter radius of a vent shaft
- Increased the Janitor's salary
- Inflated prices on everything in the Mann Co. Store
- Removed government agents spying on players
- Removed the ability of the Engineer to be gaming
- Retired the Heavy
- Shutdown Sawmill due to too many work accidents
- Updated/Added even more tournament medals
- Updated the localization files
- Apples
Undocumented changes
- Added a spooky fellow.
- Added Pirate language support.
Files changed
- Note: The changelog below is generated from a diff of two revisions of the game. This data may be incomplete or inconsistent. A significant part of this changelog has been automatically generated from GameTracking data, courtesy of SteamDB.
Revision changes
Modified: tf/scripts/items/items_game.txt
Modified: tf/steam.inf
Modified: tf/resource/tf_english.txt
Added: tf/resource/tf_pirate.txt
Added: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/backpack/crafting/subscription_item.vtf
Added: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/backpack/crafting/subscription_item_large.vtf
Added: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/backpack/crafting/subscription_item.vmt
Added: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/backpack/crafting/subscription_item_large.vmt
Added: tf/tf2_misc_dir.vpk/materials/vgui/casual/gametype_battleroyale.vmt
Added: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/vgui/casual/gametype_battleroyale.vtf
Modified: tf/scripts/items/items_game.txt.sig
Modified: tf/maps/cp_manor_event.bsp
Modified: tf/maps/ctf_sawmill.bsp
Modified: tf/tf2_misc_dir.vpk/maps/cp_manor_event.nav
Modified: tf/tf2_misc_dir.vpk/scripts/talker/spy.txt
Modified: tf/tf2_misc_dir.vpk/materials/backpack/player/items/all_class/taunt_fresh_brewed.vmt
Modified: tf/tf2_misc_dir.vpk/materials/backpack/player/items/all_class/taunt_fresh_brewed_large.vmt
Modified: tf/tf2_misc_dir.vpk/materials/models/player/items/taunts/coffee.vmt
Modified: tf/tf2_misc_dir.vpk/materials/models/player/items/taunts/coffee_bag_blue.vmt
Modified: tf/tf2_misc_dir.vpk/materials/models/player/items/taunts/coffee_bag_red.vmt
Modified: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/backpack/player/items/all_class/taunt_fresh_brewed.vtf
Modified: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/backpack/player/items/all_class/taunt_fresh_brewed_large.vtf
Modified: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/models/player/items/taunts/coffee.vtf
Modified: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/models/player/items/taunts/coffee_bag_blue.vtf
Modified: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/models/player/items/taunts/coffee_bag_normal.vtf
Modified: tf/tf2_textures_dir.vpk/materials/models/player/items/taunts/coffee_bag_red.vtf