Desk Engineer

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With 16 years worth of paperwork piling up, we finally have a guy on the case.
Desk Engineer publicity blurb

The Desk Engineer is a community-created cosmetic item for the Engineer. It is a team-colored, short-sleeve dress shirt with a pocket that contains a pencil and an orange ink pen.

This item has four styles, named "Business Casual", "Desk Jockey", "Interviewee", and "First Day". The "Business Casual" and "Desk Jockey" styles add a dark team-colored necktie and attach an ID card to the shirt's pocket, while the "Interviewee" and "First Day" styles add a dark team-colored bowtie instead. Additionally, both "Desk Jockey" and "Interviewee" give the shirt a team-colored plaid pattern.

The Desk Engineer was contributed to the Steam Workshop.

Painted variants

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[hide]Painted variants
  • Business Casual
  • Desk Jockey
  • Interviewee
  • First Day
Business Casual
Single colors
Painted Desk Engineer E6E6E6.png Painted Desk Engineer E6E6E6 BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer D8BED8.png Painted Desk Engineer D8BED8 BLU.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (RED) An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (BLU) Color No. 216-190-216 (RED) Color No. 216-190-216 (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer C5AF91.png Painted Desk Engineer C5AF91 BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 7E7E7E.png Painted Desk Engineer 7E7E7E BLU.png
Peculiarly Drab Tincture (RED) Peculiarly Drab Tincture (BLU) Aged Moustache Grey (RED) Aged Moustache Grey (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 141414.png Painted Desk Engineer 141414 BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 2D2D24.png Painted Desk Engineer 2D2D24 BLU.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue (RED) A Distinctive Lack of Hue (BLU) After Eight (RED) After Eight (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 694D3A.png Painted Desk Engineer 694D3A BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 7C6C57.png Painted Desk Engineer 7C6C57 BLU.png
Radigan Conagher Brown (RED) Radigan Conagher Brown (BLU) Ye Olde Rustic Colour (RED) Ye Olde Rustic Colour (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer A57545.png Painted Desk Engineer A57545 BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer CF7336.png Painted Desk Engineer CF7336 BLU.png
Muskelmannbraun (RED) Muskelmannbraun (BLU) Mann Co. Orange (RED) Mann Co. Orange (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer E7B53B.png Painted Desk Engineer E7B53B BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer F0E68C.png Painted Desk Engineer F0E68C BLU.png
Australium Gold (RED) Australium Gold (BLU) The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants (RED) The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer E9967A.png Painted Desk Engineer E9967A BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer FF69B4.png Painted Desk Engineer FF69B4 BLU.png
Dark Salmon Injustice (RED) Dark Salmon Injustice (BLU) Pink as Hell (RED) Pink as Hell (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 7D4071.png Painted Desk Engineer 7D4071 BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 51384A.png Painted Desk Engineer 51384A BLU.png
A Deep Commitment to Purple (RED) A Deep Commitment to Purple (BLU) Noble Hatter's Violet (RED) Noble Hatter's Violet (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 2F4F4F.png Painted Desk Engineer 2F4F4F BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 424F3B.png Painted Desk Engineer 424F3B BLU.png
A Color Similar to Slate (RED) A Color Similar to Slate (BLU) Zepheniah's Greed (RED) Zepheniah's Greed (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 808000.png Painted Desk Engineer 808000 BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 729E42.png Painted Desk Engineer 729E42 BLU.png
Drably Olive (RED) Drably Olive (BLU) Indubitably Green (RED) Indubitably Green (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 32CD32.png Painted Desk Engineer 32CD32 BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer BCDDB3.png Painted Desk Engineer BCDDB3 BLU.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime (RED) The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime (BLU) A Mann's Mint (RED) A Mann's Mint (BLU)
Team colors
Painted Desk Engineer A89A8C.png Painted Desk Engineer 839FA3.png Painted Desk Engineer 3B1F23.png Painted Desk Engineer 18233D.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer B8383B.png Painted Desk Engineer 5885A2.png Painted Desk Engineer 483838.png Painted Desk Engineer 384248.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 803020.png Painted Desk Engineer 256D8D.png Painted Desk Engineer 654740.png Painted Desk Engineer 28394D.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer C36C2D.png Painted Desk Engineer B88035.png RED Desk Engineer.png BLU Desk Engineer.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted (RED) Unpainted (BLU)
Desk Jockey
Single colors
Painted Desk Engineer E6E6E6 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer E6E6E6 Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer D8BED8 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer D8BED8 Desk Jockey BLU.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (RED) An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (BLU) Color No. 216-190-216 (RED) Color No. 216-190-216 (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer C5AF91 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer C5AF91 Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 7E7E7E Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 7E7E7E Desk Jockey BLU.png
Peculiarly Drab Tincture (RED) Peculiarly Drab Tincture (BLU) Aged Moustache Grey (RED) Aged Moustache Grey (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 141414 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 141414 Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 2D2D24 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 2D2D24 Desk Jockey BLU.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue (RED) A Distinctive Lack of Hue (BLU) After Eight (RED) After Eight (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 694D3A Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 694D3A Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 7C6C57 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 7C6C57 Desk Jockey BLU.png
Radigan Conagher Brown (RED) Radigan Conagher Brown (BLU) Ye Olde Rustic Colour (RED) Ye Olde Rustic Colour (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer A57545 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer A57545 Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer CF7336 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer CF7336 Desk Jockey BLU.png
Muskelmannbraun (RED) Muskelmannbraun (BLU) Mann Co. Orange (RED) Mann Co. Orange (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer E7B53B Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer E7B53B Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer F0E68C Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer F0E68C Desk Jockey BLU.png
Australium Gold (RED) Australium Gold (BLU) The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants (RED) The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer E9967A Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer E9967A Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer FF69B4 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer FF69B4 Desk Jockey BLU.png
Dark Salmon Injustice (RED) Dark Salmon Injustice (BLU) Pink as Hell (RED) Pink as Hell (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 7D4071 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 7D4071 Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 51384A Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 51384A Desk Jockey BLU.png
A Deep Commitment to Purple (RED) A Deep Commitment to Purple (BLU) Noble Hatter's Violet (RED) Noble Hatter's Violet (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 2F4F4F Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 2F4F4F Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 424F3B Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 424F3B Desk Jockey BLU.png
A Color Similar to Slate (RED) A Color Similar to Slate (BLU) Zepheniah's Greed (RED) Zepheniah's Greed (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 808000 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 808000 Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 729E42 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 729E42 Desk Jockey BLU.png
Drably Olive (RED) Drably Olive (BLU) Indubitably Green (RED) Indubitably Green (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 32CD32 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 32CD32 Desk Jockey BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer BCDDB3 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer BCDDB3 Desk Jockey BLU.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime (RED) The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime (BLU) A Mann's Mint (RED) A Mann's Mint (BLU)
Team colors
Painted Desk Engineer A89A8C Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 839FA3 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 3B1F23 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 18233D Desk Jockey.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer B8383B Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 5885A2 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 483838 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 384248 Desk Jockey.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 803020 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 256D8D Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 654740 Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer 28394D Desk Jockey.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer C36C2D Desk Jockey.png Painted Desk Engineer B88035 Desk Jockey.png RED Desk Engineer Desk Jockey.png BLU Desk Engineer Desk Jockey.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted (RED) Unpainted (BLU)
Interviewee
Single colors
Painted Desk Engineer E6E6E6 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer E6E6E6 Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer D8BED8 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer D8BED8 Interviewee BLU.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (RED) An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (BLU) Color No. 216-190-216 (RED) Color No. 216-190-216 (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer C5AF91 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer C5AF91 Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 7E7E7E Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 7E7E7E Interviewee BLU.png
Peculiarly Drab Tincture (RED) Peculiarly Drab Tincture (BLU) Aged Moustache Grey (RED) Aged Moustache Grey (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 141414 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 141414 Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 2D2D24 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 2D2D24 Interviewee BLU.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue (RED) A Distinctive Lack of Hue (BLU) After Eight (RED) After Eight (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 694D3A Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 694D3A Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 7C6C57 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 7C6C57 Interviewee BLU.png
Radigan Conagher Brown (RED) Radigan Conagher Brown (BLU) Ye Olde Rustic Colour (RED) Ye Olde Rustic Colour (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer A57545 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer A57545 Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer CF7336 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer CF7336 Interviewee BLU.png
Muskelmannbraun (RED) Muskelmannbraun (BLU) Mann Co. Orange (RED) Mann Co. Orange (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer E7B53B Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer E7B53B Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer F0E68C Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer F0E68C Interviewee BLU.png
Australium Gold (RED) Australium Gold (BLU) The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants (RED) The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer E9967A Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer E9967A Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer FF69B4 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer FF69B4 Interviewee BLU.png
Dark Salmon Injustice (RED) Dark Salmon Injustice (BLU) Pink as Hell (RED) Pink as Hell (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 7D4071 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 7D4071 Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 51384A Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 51384A Interviewee BLU.png
A Deep Commitment to Purple (RED) A Deep Commitment to Purple (BLU) Noble Hatter's Violet (RED) Noble Hatter's Violet (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 2F4F4F Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 2F4F4F Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 424F3B Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 424F3B Interviewee BLU.png
A Color Similar to Slate (RED) A Color Similar to Slate (BLU) Zepheniah's Greed (RED) Zepheniah's Greed (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 808000 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 808000 Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 729E42 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 729E42 Interviewee BLU.png
Drably Olive (RED) Drably Olive (BLU) Indubitably Green (RED) Indubitably Green (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 32CD32 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 32CD32 Interviewee BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer BCDDB3 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer BCDDB3 Interviewee BLU.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime (RED) The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime (BLU) A Mann's Mint (RED) A Mann's Mint (BLU)
Team colors
Painted Desk Engineer A89A8C Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 839FA3 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 3B1F23 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 18233D Interviewee.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer B8383B Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 5885A2 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 483838 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 384248 Interviewee.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 803020 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 256D8D Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 654740 Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer 28394D Interviewee.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer C36C2D Interviewee.png Painted Desk Engineer B88035 Interviewee.png RED Desk Engineer Interviewee.png BLU Desk Engineer Interviewee.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted (RED) Unpainted (BLU)
First Day
Single colors
Painted Desk Engineer E6E6E6 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer E6E6E6 First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer D8BED8 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer D8BED8 First Day BLU.png
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (RED) An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (BLU) Color No. 216-190-216 (RED) Color No. 216-190-216 (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer C5AF91 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer C5AF91 First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 7E7E7E First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 7E7E7E First Day BLU.png
Peculiarly Drab Tincture (RED) Peculiarly Drab Tincture (BLU) Aged Moustache Grey (RED) Aged Moustache Grey (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 141414 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 141414 First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 2D2D24 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 2D2D24 First Day BLU.png
A Distinctive Lack of Hue (RED) A Distinctive Lack of Hue (BLU) After Eight (RED) After Eight (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 694D3A First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 694D3A First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 7C6C57 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 7C6C57 First Day BLU.png
Radigan Conagher Brown (RED) Radigan Conagher Brown (BLU) Ye Olde Rustic Colour (RED) Ye Olde Rustic Colour (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer A57545 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer A57545 First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer CF7336 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer CF7336 First Day BLU.png
Muskelmannbraun (RED) Muskelmannbraun (BLU) Mann Co. Orange (RED) Mann Co. Orange (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer E7B53B First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer E7B53B First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer F0E68C First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer F0E68C First Day BLU.png
Australium Gold (RED) Australium Gold (BLU) The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants (RED) The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer E9967A First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer E9967A First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer FF69B4 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer FF69B4 First Day BLU.png
Dark Salmon Injustice (RED) Dark Salmon Injustice (BLU) Pink as Hell (RED) Pink as Hell (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 7D4071 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 7D4071 First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 51384A First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 51384A First Day BLU.png
A Deep Commitment to Purple (RED) A Deep Commitment to Purple (BLU) Noble Hatter's Violet (RED) Noble Hatter's Violet (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 2F4F4F First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 2F4F4F First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 424F3B First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 424F3B First Day BLU.png
A Color Similar to Slate (RED) A Color Similar to Slate (BLU) Zepheniah's Greed (RED) Zepheniah's Greed (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 808000 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 808000 First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer 729E42 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 729E42 First Day BLU.png
Drably Olive (RED) Drably Olive (BLU) Indubitably Green (RED) Indubitably Green (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 32CD32 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 32CD32 First Day BLU.png Painted Desk Engineer BCDDB3 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer BCDDB3 First Day BLU.png
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime (RED) The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime (BLU) A Mann's Mint (RED) A Mann's Mint (BLU)
Team colors
Painted Desk Engineer A89A8C First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 839FA3 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 3B1F23 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 18233D First Day.png
Waterlogged Lab Coat (RED) Waterlogged Lab Coat (BLU) Balaclavas Are Forever (RED) Balaclavas Are Forever (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer B8383B First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 5885A2 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 483838 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 384248 First Day.png
Team Spirit (RED) Team Spirit (BLU) Operator's Overalls (RED) Operator's Overalls (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer 803020 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 256D8D First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 654740 First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer 28394D First Day.png
The Value of Teamwork (RED) The Value of Teamwork (BLU) An Air of Debonair (RED) An Air of Debonair (BLU)
Painted Desk Engineer C36C2D First Day.png Painted Desk Engineer B88035 First Day.png RED Desk Engineer First Day.png BLU Desk Engineer First Day.png
Cream Spirit (RED) Cream Spirit (BLU) Unpainted (RED) Unpainted (BLU)
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Styles

Main article: Styles
Styles
RED Desk Engineer.png
RED Desk Engineer Desk Jockey.png
RED Desk Engineer Interviewee.png
RED Desk Engineer First Day.png
Business Casual Desk Jockey Interviewee First Day

Update history

July 18, 2024 Patch #1 (Summer 2024 Update)

  • The Desk Engineer was added to the game.

August 15, 2024 Patch

  • Fixed clipping with the Gunslinger.
  • Fixed clipping with Engineer's buckle.
  • Fixed rotation in the paint preview.
  • Fixed skin parts being tinted green from texture compression.

Trivia

  • This item's name is a play on the phrase "desk jockey", as well as a reference to YouTuber Doctor Lalve's reoccurring Tiny Desk Engineer character.[1]
  • The front side of the ID card reads the following[2]:

DELL CONAGHER
S: MALE
CLEARANCE: 3
EXPIRES: 07-10-80

Gallery

References

  1. Creator confirming the reference.
  2. Creator confirming what is written on the ID card.