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|release_date=October 10, 2008
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== "Das Sandvich stellt sich vor" Video Transcript ==
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|[''Zwei Stücke des [[Sandvich]] können in einem Kühlschrank auf einem Teller neben Red Shed Bier gesehen werden'']

[''Der "Meet the Sandvich" Text erscheint'']

[''Die 2 Sandviches werden gezeigt'']

'''Heavy''': [''Stöhnt schmerzerfüllt'']

'''Scout''': "Yeah, there he is!"

'''Soldier''': "You! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"

[''Der Heavy öffnet die Kühlschranktür, und nimmt sich eins der Sandviches'']

'''Scout''': "D-don't do it, pal!"

'''Soldier''': "'''Do. Not. Do it!'''"

'''Heavy''': [''Isst das Sandvich''] "Om nom nom nom..." 

'''Soldier''':  "Oohhhhhhh, hell..."

'''Scout''': "H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... ''OH GOD''!"

[''Der Heavy kichert, und seine Fußschritte werden lauter'']

'''Scout''': "''OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-''"

[''Laute Kampfgeräusche sind hörbar, die Tür bewegt sich einen Spalt auf, eine Bierflasche fällt.'']

'''Heavy''': "Ahahahaha!"

[''Man hört eine Flüssigkeit fließen, wohl das Blut des Scouts.'']

'''Scout''': "''My blood''! H-he punched out '''''all''''' my blood!"

'''Soldier''': "Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..."

[''A thud and a snap is heard'']

'''Soldier''': "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"

[''A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of beer falls over'']

'''Soldier''': "'''AUGHHH!''' MY SPINE!"

[''A girlish scream is heard as ending flourish music plays. The camera pans across a diagram of the Sandvich'']

[''Cut to the Heavy in Dustbowl, as he was in the original [[Meet the Heavy]], but instead of wielding his Minigun he is devouring a Sandvich'']

'''Heavy''': "Nom nom nom... [''Takes a bite''] nom nom... mmmm.. nom."
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==Notes==

*The video came with a description of the Sandvich, much like the other Meet the Team videos:
**'''Name''': Sandvich
**'''Role''': Edible Device
**'''Weapons''': Toothpick
**'''Description''': He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!

*On the opening screen, at the bottom it says "Copyright OMNOMNOM", a reference to internet phrase 'OM NOM NOM', an onomatopoeic representation of the act of eating. (In every other Meet the Team video, the copyright is "Copyright LOLOLOL")

*A number of unused lines were recorded for the Meet the Sandvich:
**'''Heavy:'''
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/HEAVY_killthemall.mp3 "What was that, Sandvich? Kill them all? Hahahahaha, good idea!"] (This line was eventually used in a slightly modified form as a [[response]] upon eating a Sandvich in-game.)
**'''Scout:'''
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SCOUT_givemebacklegbone.mp3 "Gimme back my legbone! *''Smacking noise''* Hey! *''Smacking noises''* Hey! Don't ''hit'' me with it!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SCOUT_bigshavedbear.mp3 "H-He's like a bear! He's like a big shaved bear that hates ''people''!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SCOUT_painpainpain.mp3 "Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SCOUT_regreteverything.mp3 "I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SCOUT_hesalreadydead.mp3 "He's already dead! He's already deaaad!"] (Reference to an episode of {{w|The Simpsons}})
**'''Soldier:'''
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_shortandfriskies.mp3 "Hambone, we have got you by the short and friskies!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_dontthinkaboutdoingit.mp3 "Do not do it! Do not even ''think'' about doing it! Do not even think about '''not''' doing it!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_buttescortedfrombank.mp3 "Son, you are writing checks your butt will find ''uncashable''! Are you hearing me? Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this ''humiliating''!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_religiousaffilliation.mp3 "Don't throw your life away, son. You only get one! Or, depending on your religious affiliation, ''several''! Either way it is a finite number so think it through!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_youcallthatkillingme.mp3 "You call that killing me? I am not dead! *''Cracking noise''* Now I am ordering you to kill me! Please please please, God, Kill me!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_checkbook.mp3 "There is a checkbook in the left-rear pocket of my fatigues! I will pay you all of my money to stop!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_halfbloodfrombody.mp3 "Son, I need a blood transfusion double-time! I am going to require roughly ''half'' of your blood!"]
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_notimetobleed.mp3 "You cannot hurt me, I do not have ''time'' to bleed! *''Cracking noise''* My schedule has just opened up! Aaaohhww, my God!"] (Improvised from [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093773/ Predator])
***[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SOLDIER_paindonthurt.mp3 "You do not frighten me! Pain does not hurt! *''Cracking noise''* I stand corrected! Arrrrggghhgh!"] (Improvised from [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098206/ Road House])

*When Heavy eats the Sandvich at the end of the video, he appears to be standing in the same place as the [[Meet the Heavy]] video, where he fires his Minigun.

*The "Sandvich Edible Device" blueprint advertises a health restoration of 120 HP, whereas in the game, it can restore up to 300 HP as a result of balance-related patches.

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