User:Shadoo

This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.	en-4 This user has near native speaker knowledge of English.	This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.	This user loves to rename his items.
This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players	This user is a combat medic. "The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting."	This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.	This good sir loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.
This user thinks his cart is faster than your cart.	This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”	This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”	This user is a Soldier. “Maggots!”
This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.	Has this user ever told you about the time he got Ellis' Cap?	This user owns the Frying Pan.	This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.
This user isn't going to redeem his RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.	This user owns the Spiral Sallet.	This user owns the Black Rose.	This user owns the Bolt Action Blitzer.
This user owns a Genuine Three-Rune Blade.	This user owns a Genuine Companion Cube Pin.	This user owns a Genuine Machina.	This user owns a Genuine Widowmaker.
This user owns the Ghastlier Gibus.	This user is a Medieval Medic.	This user may have a cool new weapon, but he's still an idiot. Anyone got a plaster?	This user trails fire from his boots while whacking people with shovels.
This user owns a Genuine Scrap Pack.	This user owns a Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror.	This user has succumbed to death by a fetus in a jar, with a monocle and a hat.	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.
This user is running at the speed of sound!	This user owns a Team Captain that almost looks like the Wiki Cap from a mile away.	This user owns a Strange Axtinguisher.	This user owns a Strange Market Gardener.
This user owns a Strange Mantreads.