User:Yotsubato

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About myself

Hai!

Short Summary

Im a capper, not a killer!	Im the nightmare of every Soldier!	Natascha is credit to teem!	Awww, that bodyshot apples, mate!	Gentleman, My occupation is the deffense of our intel.	W+M1 action for maxium winrar.exe!	Zis is my Bonesaw! Want to see how sharp it is?

Loadout

Class	Primary	Secondary	Melee	Hat	Why?
Sc00t	Vintage FaN Level 89	Pistol	Vintage Sandman Level 77	Black Bombing Run	As stated in the Main Class section, I dont play Scout to kill people. I am mostly in for stealing the enemy intel. Thats why FaN, Pistol and Sandman. FaN's 3rd jump is a godsend for the Scout, and a godsend for my playstyle. Hard to reach places? No problem! With the Scattergun or Shortstop, I would be rendered useless as Scout. I cant aim as him.. Also the FaN is good for enemy players that think blocking your way by standing infront of you is a good strategy to defend their intel. Pistol may not be a good life saver as a Bonk! Atomic Punch, but its lethal againts lone sentries and I can kill Scouts with it better than any other weapon, which is good if you have the Intel and they start to follow you. Sandman should be obvious ; Stun 'n Run! As for my Hat, the Bombing Run doesnt represent my playstyle, but its a friend gift and tbh, this thing looks rad!
Sun Tzu	"ROCK-IT LAWN CHAIR"	Vintage Gunboats	Vintage Equalizer	Paper Bag	A class which I only play when I feel like killing people without any effort[Note: I dont think Soldier has a low skill ceiling. Its just that if you spam enough, they will die eventually.]. Rocket Jumping is my favourite thing when I play Soldier, thats why the Gunboats; They make my fun last longer. I tend to spam rockets at any direction, thats why no Direct Hit. Black Box would also hinder my Soldier Playstyle, as 3 rockets = 1 rocket too little for me. Equalizer is... well everybody uses it... As for the Hat, I realy dislike most of the Soldier Hats and All Class hats on Soldier in general. They dont look like they fit him. The hats I do like on him arent worth the effort to get, as Soldier is one of my least played classes.
Pie Row	Vintage Backburner Level 97	"How do I shot gun?"	Vintage Homewrecker	Purple Napper's Respite	NAPPER'S RESPITE IS TEH BEST! Seriously, it looks so damn cute on the pyro. To bad Valve broke the color, so I had to paint it. The Backburner is.. well, I cant realy deflect rockets and my Pyro Playstyle is "Ignite 'n sh00t!" anyway. The Homewrecker makes up for the use of the Backburner in case of team support ; Since I play mostly defensive Pyro (Attacking a Sentry Nest as a Backburner Pyro ain't smart), I made it my occupation to assist other Engineer's in case of a Spy attack. Spies hate me for that.
Bomberman	Grenade Launcher	Vintage Scottish Resistance	Bottle	Golden Glengarry Bonnet	I dont play Demo often, but when I do, I mostly am a deffensive Demoman. Or Bomberman, as my Remote Controll Bomb is my only weapon I use. Eyelander would just hinder me because of less HP. Sometimes I play with the Charge'n Targe, as it makes my Bomberman faster, but than I dont have my Grenade Launcher to protect myself from unseen Scouts.
H00vy Wepons Gai	Vintage Natascha Level 91	Vintage Sandvich	GRU	Hound Dog	Natascha to make defense easier, Sandvich & GRU for a good combination to get faster across the map. Sometimes, running behind someone who stole the intel with the GRU is super effective, and thanks to the Natascha, he wont be able to get any further than. Hound Dog still unpainted as its this way the best!
Law abiding engineer	"How do I shot gun?"	Pistol	Vintage Southern Hospitality	Ellis' Cap	Shotgun > Frontier Justice, as the FJ is only good when your sentry is down, and thats something I try to prevent. Because when my sentry is down, most of the time Scouts keep rushing in like they smell the destroyed metal. And than even a FJ cant defend the Intel. Its the seconds that matter. Pistol over Wrangler, as the Wrangler is only good if you like to turtle. And Southern Hospitality because I prefer a Level 3 Sentry, rather than a sneaky Level 1 Sentry. Ellis' Cap since it kinda suits him.
Arzt	Syringe Gun	MediGun	Bonesaw	Cheater's Lament	A Class which I only play when I feel like it. If I play him, I usualy tend to spam M1 with the Bonesaw. Thats why the Syringe Gun. Blutsauger would only quicken my Suicidal attempt, and sometimes, a CQC with a Pyro will end up with you beeing on Fire Those +1-3 HP more make a difference in my Playstyle. As for the Medigun.. I rarly heal. So it doesnt matter if use the Kritzkrieg or the Medi Gun. Cheater's Lament as it fits the role as a medic, and since I dont heal anyone, its kinda a sarcastic headwear.
Buddy Rydell	"Anger Management"	Darwin's Danger Shield	Kukri	Mann Co. Cap	I only bodyshot other Snipers and Headshot over 150 HP classes. My renamed Rifle kinda makes alot of Snipers laugh, and my Shield is a life safer! Often survived because of the extra 25 HP. Kukri as its the best melee weapon in regular conditions. Mann Co. Cap for my Sniper's Head, as it REALY suits him. In my eyes, the greatest Hat for the Sniper.
Gentleman	Vintage Ambassador Level 81	"Hash Slinging Slasher"	Vintage Dead Ringer	Frenchman's Beret	If I get caught as a spy, than I failed. This means I deserve to be killed. Thats why no Revolver. Ambassador is good for my Playstyle, as I often 2-Shot the Medic behind the distracted Heavy. Knife since Your Eternal Reward is only good with Cloak & Dagger, and Dead Ringer because sometimes I want to fake my death after a 2nd or 3rd shot I survived. Frenchman's Beret, as killing is an art!