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Eggmantheheavy
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Acording to saxton hale, Martex isnt real, despite being stabbed by him multiple times, hale insists that he never existed, this is possibly due to martex's otherworldly look,

ammount of times hale was stabbed	number of fucks martex gives about mercineries	number of minutes hale spend shaking in a corner after the event
50 (total)	0 (total)	200 (total)
20 (in chest)	N/A	100 (in lobby)
30 (in face)	N/A	100 (in office)

--This just got signed by Doctor Martex (talk) 15:39, 29 October 2014 (PDT)

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look, i dont care what team your on, im going to kick your ass anyway — Eggman on his profession

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Eggman evil genius unassined (dose not work for red or blu unless paid) Engineer with an interest in all things mechanical. He specializes in constructing and maintaining Robots that provide support to his Empire, rather than fighting at the front lines. Eggman's various gadgets include the Heavy Robot, an automated Heavy that fires at any enemy in range, the Medic Robot, a device that restores the health and ammunition of nearby Robots, and Teleporters that quickly transport Robots from point A to point B.

Because the Eggman's ingenious devices are under no threat from explosives and devious enemy Spies,Eggman dosn't need to keep his gear under a watchful eye and under repair with his Wrench. When the Eggman needs to get his hands dirty, his trio of generic yet capable Mechs, along with the assistance of his helpful hardware, make him more than capable of holding his own in a fight. If need be, the Eggman can even teleport constructed buildings to redeploy them in more favorable locations.

Important note

Eggmantheheavy will not tolerate people undoing his contributions without proper reason, be smart, or he WILL kick your sorry ass to the north pole and back, its happened before, trust me, its not pretty... AT ALL