User:Eggmantheheavy/doc

Acording to saxton hale, Martex isnt real, despite being stabbed by him multiple times, hale insists that he never existed, this is possibly due to martex's otherworldly look,

ammount of times hale was stabbed	number of fucks martex gives about mercineries	number of minutes hale spend shaking in a corner after the event
50 (total)	0 (total)	200 (total)
20 (in chest)	N/A	100 (in lobby)
30 (in face)	N/A	100 (in office)

--This just got signed by Doctor Martex (talk) 15:39, 29 October 2014 (PDT)