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Pharah
Basic information
Icon:
Type:	Damage
Health:	200 (would be 125 in TF2)
Speed:	Yes
Age:	32
Contact information

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The intent for Pharah's Hover Jet fuel adjustments is to find a balance where it enables her to maintain an altitude reasonably well with careful fuel and cooldown management, but not so easily climb to the extreme heights some map ceilings allow for as it can lead to "less interactive gameplay". — Meteorological phenomenon

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Fareeha Amari (فاريها عماري, see the IPA for Arabic), best know as Pharah, is totally not a crazed, jingoistic patriot. Of course not. She is just patriot and security chief from Egypt. Tough and well-armed, she is kinda versatile, capable of both offense and offense, maybe, and totally not a great starter "class" to get familiar with the game, as currently the best "classes" for damage are hitscan.

Well-balanced (if you are hitscan) and possessing both survivability with a pocket Mercy and mobility, Pharah is considered one of the less flexible "classes" in that game. Despite his low ground movement speed, she is capable of using her Jump Jets to reach height quickly. His kinda large health pool is 200, and her wide team allows her to bring her weapon, and her pocket Mercy.

Pharah is well known for her extremely and spectacular ability of pressing one button. In obedience of all good sense and judgment, Pharah can use her Hover Jets to launch herself skyward at the cost of all the gasoline of her country (which can't be amplied). This ability allows Pharah to navigate the battlefield by air, appear from expected places if you play the game, and reach areas off-limits even to the Genji's dash, as half the roaster. Pharah's time airborne from a combination of using the Hover Jets and the Jump Jets can be undefined, but it's usually 6 seconds.

Pharah is voiced by Pharah. Well, is voiced by her mouth. And her vocal cords. And her lungs. And... you get the idea.

Bio

Name:	Fareeha Amari
Location of origin:	Egypt, Earth. What did you expect? Asgard?
Job:	Security chief, member of Overwatch.
Motto:	"I will protect the innocent"
Special ability:	Shoot gun, dodge boolets, say "Thanks!" after every kill
Emblems:
Description:	Soaring through the air in her combat armor, and armed with a launcher that lays down high-explosive rockets, Pharah is a force to be reckoned with until an enemy picks Ashe.
Mother:	Ana, the best "class" by far

Health

Main article: Health

Class	Health
Pharah	200
Under the Rally effect	200 + 100 armor
Under Sound Barrier effect	200 + 750 shield that quickly decreases at time
With Mercy	Infinite

Speed

Main article: Speed-

Class	Speed
Pharah	5.5
Under Speed Boost effect	Yeet.

Note: All the numbers in the table are in meters per second. Use the metric system. Stop using the imperial system.

Basic strategy

Main articles: Pharah tips, Pharah strategy

• You can't rocket jump. Well, actually you can, but it isn't better to press just one button? Press ⇧ Shift to great heights by pressing ⇧ Shift.
• Crouching and jumping simultaneously while aiming at the ground... is too confusing for new players. Press ⇧ Shift. You can propel you farther at the cost of 40 of self-damage and getting exposed to hitscans.
• Aim rockets at enemy's feet to ensure they can't receive enough damage to die just to be 0.05 meters away from the center of the explosion. Yes. Do direct hits.
• Make sure you keep your Rocket Launcher loaded. Hit R to reload it at any time.
• Press X to call for a healer if you get hurt. Healers probably won't be notified of your need as they already left the voice chat.

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Abilities

Main articles: Weapon, Ultimate

Rocket Launcher

Ability	Kill icon	Attributes	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
Weapon Rocket Launcher	➭	Ammo loaded: 6 Ammo carried: Don't worry about this	Base: 156 Real base (without Mercy): 120	+62% chance of not hitting anything as enemies can see your rockets flying from far away.

Hover Jets

Ability	Kill icon	Attributes	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
Passive Hover Jets	-	Fuel: Up to 2 seconds Speed: 4.27 meters per second Fuel carried: Don't worry about this	-	Makes your legs inmune to the fire of your own jets

Jump Jet

Ability	Kill icon	Attributes	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
Ability 1 Jump Jet	-	Cooldown: 10	-	Cos baby your a FIIIIIIREWERK!

Concussive Blast

Ability	Kill icon	Attributes	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
Ability 2 Concussive Blast	➭	Cooldown: 9	Infinite	32% chance of making someone ragequit after 4 environmental kills

Barrage

Ability	Kill icon	Attributes	Damage Range	Notes / Special Abilities
Ultimate Barrage	➭	Duration: 2.5 seconds	Per mini-rocket: 40 Mini-rockets per second: 30	13% chance of killing yourself.   54% chance that your ultimate gets interrupted   54% chance that your ultimate gets interrupted